I know, I know. Its so unlike me to complain. I only have this and this and this to say some days…..

Well, Its been one of those days!

Last night we get a doorbell ring pretty late. Its a neighbor, im assuming, but one I don’t recognize, with a FedEx package for me. Apparently FedEx delivered it to the wrong house, even though it DID have the right address on it. Thankfully, he was honest enough to bring it over.

ITS MY NEW PHONE!!!! OMG!

The phone I have now sucks a**. In fact, if i needed to dial 911 and I was upstairs, i would have to bust out a screen in the window and lean out to get reception. NOT exaggerating in the slightest. This phone was like a gift from the phone heavens, who clearly recognized I am a complete cheap bastard and refuse to get anything resembling technology from today’s phone era. Give me the FREE one. Yes, I’m the only person in the world that doesn’t have text, internet surfing (gasp!), or camera on my phone.

When I won this brand new amazing Nokia E71, my jaw hit the floor.

Anyway, back to the story…I am all giddy and take it in today. Even the lady at the Cellular South store said “ooh, i have been wanting to see one” and commented how slender and nice it is. It IS nice.

But you wont be getting any reviews from me on it and if I die in a fire because i was upstairs and couldn’t get a signal to 911, it wasn’t because of this phone. Its because my cell phone service is NOT compatible with this phone.

Why, oh WHY, do we need THIS many ways to connect to a service?

  • HSCSD
  • GPRS class A, multislot class 32, maximum speed 100/60 kbps (DL/UL)
  • EDGE class A, multislot class 32, maximum speed 296/177.6 kbps (DL/UL)
  • WCDMA 850/1900 MHz, maximum speed 384/384 kbps (DL/UL)
  • HSDPA class 6, maximum speed 3.6 Mbps/384 kbps (DL/UL)
  • WLAN IEEE 802.11b/g
  • WLAN Security: WEP, 802.1X, WPA, WPA2
  • TCP/IP support
  • Nokia PC Internet Access (capability to serve as a data modem)
  • IETF SIP and 3GPP

We cant just have, oh, two types? And with all these compatible services, of course, MY cell phone company is CDMA not WCDMA. *banging head*

Now I have this brand new, totally awesome $500 phone here that I can do nothing with. Who wants to be my Christmas partner this year? Sigh.

~Trisha