I went to the mall this weekend and brought my camera.
Its such a rare treat and all.
I honestly should have just stayed at home because it looked like the 80′s puked up some of its awfulness everywhere.
Hot tub time machine comes out and everyone thinks its OK to dress in neon and crimped hair? The 80′s is one era, with the exception of pettiskirts, that got it way way wrong.
But no…….someone up in la la fashion world decided to trickle this crap back down and torture us for a season.
Check it out…you know how mannequins are supposed to show off the best of the best of what a store has?
Yikes.
This is a swimsuit.
And a gold chain.
But I think these shoes are far worse… a la Micheal Jackson?
No, you don’t need to clean out your eyes…these really are whitewashed jeans. The only thing missing is the ‘no pockets’ in the back.
I threw up in my mouth a little.
This is a tank and matching neon top to go under it…this was in DILLARDS.
On an end cap.
Holy Crap.
Quite possibly the worst put together thing in the mall….I’m not even sure what to talk about here.
But this…this is how you sell clothes….put a naked man in the front.
~Trisha
PS dont forget that I live in Alabama….rednecks in 80′s fashion. Awesomeness.
Oh, God, please NO!! I looked bad in them in the 80′s and I was at least 50 pounds lighter. SOB, sniff!!
I noticed this too the other day in Old Navy. I thought, “I will have to remember this for Halloween”. What is going on? Will admit I loved it then, but no need for it again! Gone, bye-bye, see-ya! I just can’t picture my kids in pegged jeans, open high-topped sneakers, or parachute pants! Yikes!
Where did my picture go? Hmmm
I’m am glad to know that I’m not the only one who hates these old 80′s styles! Did you hear that shoulder pads are coming back in style? Blah!