Little Suri Cruise, the alien princess of Scientology or whatever that whack “religion” is, is just a pathetic excuse for Tom Cruise to live out his fantasies. He lets this little girl wear HIGH HEELS because he can’t.

Whether it would be deemed gay, or his feet are just too fricked up to look good, he lets his daughter wear them.

They don’t even look good!

They are these tiny, overpriced shoes that are just going to screw up the development of walking, and probably cause some growth problems. What’s the point? Why are we subjecting our young daughters to think that heels make them pretty? I’m pretty sure that next week we’ll see Suri throwing back some Red Bull, I mean, why not?! If wearing heels is appropriate and not going to cause some form of damage, a couple Red Bulls won’t either.

I’m not done… how in the world can she play in heels?

I can’t even walk across the bathroom floor without falling on my face, and she’s out walking in New York City? Oh wait, have you ever seen a picture of Suri? More times then not, she’s being carried. What a little spoiled brat. It’s celebrities who parade their children like little trophies that piss me off. The only reason they get pregnant is so they can have another reason to go shopping and blow the millions of dollars they magically earn for taking a crap while drinking Smart Water.

If we could require celebrities who make over a certain amount to donate to certain charities, think of the relief efforts that could be kick-started, think of the children who could be saved from hunger and thirst. They should be taxed and forced to give back instead of buying huge houses and ridiculously overpriced vehicles.

Or high heels for their preschool daughters.

~Bitter Better

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