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Pinked Out: Dog Disaster

banner_215x12511Hi everyone, Kristy here again, from Mommy In Pink. It’s that time. What time you ask? Spring Time! The weather here has been absolutely gorgeous and I’ve been taking full advantage of it, by going on daily walks with my baby girl. I also have 3 dogs (1 Weimeraner who is 80 lbs., and 2 mini-doxies that weigh 5 lbs,) that I take with me every so often to roam the 40 acres of trails at my in-laws property next door, which is equipped with a lake, hiking trails, and 7 horses.  I do however, question my own sanity by bringing them, because somehow our walks with the dogs always end up in some form of disaster, in which I wonder why I even bothered in the first place. Let me give you a perfect example of what I mean…

A typical walk with my 3 crazy dogs goes a little something like this…I put the baby in the sling, get my hiking boots on, and unleash the hounds (by unleash, I mean that they are like bulls out of cages when I open the door to the world.) They run in all sorts of different directions, not quite sure what to do or where to go? They run into each other, bark and snort, because they are truly that excited to go. Once we reach the end of our property and close the gates behind us…they all take off like bats of hell, and completely disappear into the woods. I usually call out to them for several minutes, in which they almost always find their way back to me. It only takes a tiny little chirp from a bird to set them all off, and the two little ones begin their constant yapping.  Just when the yapping stops, the Weimeraner takes it upon himself to jump into the lake and go for swim.

I continue to walk with the two little yappers by my side,when he finally catches up with us to shake water all over me and the baby. At this point, I pretty mad, that the baby and I are soaked in dog water, so I begin to head back. On our way back to the house, we pass the horse pasture, which is my dog’s favorite part of the whole walk, and “my” least favorite part, because if you have dogs or if you’ve ever been around horses, you know that they love horse manure. Since my two little dogs can fit through the fencing, they both jump at the opportunity to roll around in it and sometimes make a meal off it. I know, I know…It’s Gross! I literally have to beat them out of the horse pasture, because they get so wrapped up in the whole process, that by the time they are done, they are just covered head to tail in it…YUCK!

So we finally make it back to our house, fun walk right? The baby is usually zonked by this point, getting all that fresh air, so I lay her down in her crib for a nap, and now the fun really begins…I grab the doggie shampoo and a few leashes and begin the fun process of hosing the animals down. They all smell like maure at this point, and fight me tooth and nail when I have to wash it off of them, which leaves me covered in it too by the end of the bath. Needless to say, it’s not a fun experience and I always regret taking them along.

From now on, my new policy is this, “one dog at a time.” That way, the lucky dog of the day will be easier for me to control, and I can actually enjoy myself for once. HA! The best part…I won’t smell like a horses A** at the end of every walk. Wish me luck!

Pinked Out: The Stroller Hunt (Update)

banner_215x1251Hi everyone, It’s Kristy here, from Mommy In Pink.  I come to you today with an unfortunate report on my “Stroller Hunt” from last week! I was all ready with credit card in hand and super excited to purchase my very first jogging stroller. After all, this was going to be a BIG moment for me!

I’m sad to say, that moment got cut severely short. Since this was a relatively big purchase, I had to clear it with my husband first, who flat out said “No.” He continued to tell me that due to economic downturn (Duh), we have to be careful on how much we are spending these days! Well, he does have a point there, but I really, really want one! Does that sound too bratty? I can’t help it though. Maybe it’s that impulsive side of me, that when I see something I like, I’ve just got to have it!

See, and I thought I was getting a killer deal, but “Deal or No Deal,” he says…”No Frivolous Spending!” Well, I guess that solves that then! Maybe I shouldn’t tell him about my secretive runs to Starbucks this week that added up to at least $20 or more dollars. Or the $50 I spent on more pink cloth diapers for the baby. Who can resist such cute little pink diapers anyways? It was a purchase of necessity I tell you! But something tells me I won’t be able to sweet talk my way out of the coffee purchases.

So I pose this question: Where can I find a FREE jogging stroller? I’m totally joking of course, but that would be nice, a girl can dream can’t she? I guess I’ll be jogging with my baby in the sling then…wouldn’t that be a site to see?
Until next time…

Pinked Out: The Stroller Hunt

banner_215x12512Hi everyone, Kristy here from Mommy In Pink.  Today I’m on the hunt…

For a good jogging stroller that is. I’m trying so hard to get back in shape, but having the baby attached to me 24/7 makes it somewhat difficult. I’m in the market for a good jogging stroller, so that the baby and I can get out of the house and I can get some much needed exercise. I used to jog all the time and LOVED it, but I also used to be skinny, which is something I’m so NOT at the moment.

I came across this sweet and stylish looking stroller online for $184 on sale…And get this…it’s PINK too!

Schwinn – (Hope Collection)
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Another luring aspect, is that Schwinn contributes part of their proceeds from the purchases of the Schwinn Hope Jogger to breast cancer awareness and research charities.

But before I dive right in and make this purchase, I’d like to know if any of you out there have a “jogging stroller” and if so, which one do you prefer? Is this a good deal? I’m all ears, people!

Pinked Out: Not Quite Belle of the Ball-Part Deux

banner_215x12511Hi everyone, Kristy here from Mommy In Pink. As per request, I am back to talk about my experience at the Mayor’s Ball a couple of weeks ago.

It all started in mass chaos, as I was still recovering from mastitis(breast infection) in complete hysterics trying to figure out not only what I was going to wear, but how I was going to pay for it all on such short notice. If you’ve ever been shopping with an infant, you know what I mean, when I say that you have a very limited time frame that you are actually able to shop. The thought of trying on dresses with a baby, just made my head spin. If you are not already aware of the “situation,” let me tell you….I had less than 24 hours to find a suitable dress to wear, somewhat matching shoes, get my nails done, possibly hair too and the biggie: Find someone to watch the baby for the night! It was beginning to sound almost impossible!

My chances of finding someone to watch the baby were pretty much slim to none, since my mom and dad live out of town several hours away, and my husband’s family was attending the Ball with us. Friends were out of the question, because they already had plans or previous engagements, so I was left thinking ….”Umm…what the heck am I going to do?” The thought of just opting out of the event all together, was becoming a real possibility.

…so what did I do, you ask?

I called my Mommy! In tears, I begged and pleaded over the phone, offering to pay for her trip to watch the baby for the night. I held my breath, as there was a long pause before she could answer…….”Sure! I’d love to come out and watch the baby for the night…I miss her so much,” she said. In complete shock, I reply…”WHAT! REALLY?…You’re seriously willing to drive 4 hours here just to watch the baby for 5 hours or so.” With a slight giggle, she replied…”Yes, of course Kristy, I never get a chance to see her, so I’d be more than happy to do it!” YAYYYYY!

So now that I had the important part covered, I was on a serious mission to find something to wear. I begged my husband’s secretary to watch the baby for a couple hours while I went and got my nails done at a salon near his office, luckily they took me on such short notice! Whew! And after about an hour or so, of looking at dresses with no luck, I called a good friend of mine who attends a lot of fancy schmancy events and asked her if she had anything to wear that was suitable for a Ball. Of course, she had like a gazillion dresses to choose from and invited me over to take my pick.

I drove like a bat out of hell to her house hoping and praying she’d have something…and Boy! Did she come through in a big way…She is a Nordstrom’s Fanatic, which is great for me, because she happened to have this cute little number she recently purchased and hadn’t worn yet….
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Best Part: The dress actually fit and held my boobs in like a charm! Another great feature, was the fact, that it was a black dress. As if you didn’t already know that black is a slimming color, and I’m all about looking slimmer than I actually am…so it was definitely a keeper. A big THANKS to Jen for being such a sweet friend and allowing me to borrow such an uber cool dress for the night! YOU ROCK!

Finally, the Big Night had arrived, my mother arrived an hour early and we were ready to roll. When we arrived at the Ball, it was nothing but handshakes and introductions during cocktail hour. We then got our pictures taken with the Mayor, his wife and a few business partners, etc. When dinner rolled around, we were starving and dove into the salad and Salmon Fillet, Yummy! After dinner, it was time to party, the band had started playing and and people were making their way to the dance floor, to boogie! I was a little shy to jump out onto the dance floor, not quite feeling up to it. But after a few glasses of wine, I warmed right up and was soon doing the electric slide with the rest of the drunks, HA!

Overall, I had a blast and was happy that everything worked out. It was my first time away from my baby girl since she’s been born and I’m thinking we should make a habit of getting a sitter and going out more often. I almost forgot what it was like to get out and have some real adult fun for the night!


Pinked Out: Not Quite Belle of the Ball

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Well, I’m officially losing my mind! Every February, my husband and I attend the Mayor’s Ball, and for some reason this year, it just slipped my mind! I’ve been extremely busy with family obligations lately, all while fighting a massive breast infection, so I can understand why I forgot, I’m just not happy about it. Let me explain…

The Mayor’s Ball is quite the event here in town, everyone spends oodles of money on gowns, heels, manicures, the works! So you would think I’d have my Sh*t together and be all set for the big night…right? WRONG! You can only imagine the look of shock on my face when my husband comes home last night and asks “So, are you excited to go to the ball this weekend?” I must have looked liked the Tasmanian devil inside my closet this morning throwing around gowns, heels and clutches from previous years searching for something that actually fit. If only my boobs were just 4 cup sizes smaller, I might not look like a porn star trying to fit in at a conservative ball…I swear, breastfeeding has turned me into a real life Betty Boop, and that’s NO JOKE!

To be quite honest, this is the first major event I’ve been to since I gave birth and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t just a little bit nervous. I mean, there is going to be a lot of people there, and just the thought of me trying to squeeze into a gown and pretend that I don’t weigh 20 some odd pounds lbs. heavier than I did last year, well it’s going to be tough!

So I’m off to go scour the boutiques around here in hopes that I’ll find that perfect gown and pray that it fits in all the right places, hides the extra rolls of fat I’m carrying around and ultimately flattens my significantly larger chest, because I don’t have nearly enough time to get the darn thing altered.  This is what I ultimately have in mind…

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But in order for that to happen, I’m going to need a miracle to ready by Saturday night. I’m scrambling as it is to find someone to watch the baby while I get my nails done…Let’s just say it doesn’t look good. With my luck, I’ll be headed to the Ball with cracked, unpolished nails, my hair a tangled mess and a gown that is 4 sizes too small. Something tells me, I’ll look nothing like Cinderella! Wish me luck!

Pinked Out: Sex and Romance Through Pregnancy and Beyond!

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Hi everyone, Kristy here from Mommy in Pink. The topic for today’s discussion is Sex and Romance Through Pregnancy and Beyond…

Whether you are a mom or not, which I suspect you are since you are reading this article on MomDot, then I’m almost positive your sex lives have changed since becoming just that…”A Mom!” So I took it upon myself to jot down a typical day in the life of a woman, (particularly myself) and her (my) most personal thoughts, journal style on sex through pregnancy and beyond! So if are you ready, I’ll show you some previous excerpts from my journal detailing how much my perspective on sex and romance have changed throughout this past year…

Pregnancy: 8 weeks
Wow…Now that I’m pregnant, Sex is so much fun, well not that it wasn’t before, but there are no worries about failed birth control, I’m free! I kind of feel like I’m getting away with something here, and I like it! I’ve really been in the mood for sex since I found out I was pregnant a week ago! Life is good!

Pregnancy: 14 weeks
Feeling like crap today, I puked for the 3rd time and it’s only noon! My husband has been bugging me to have sex for a week now, and all I want to do is sleep. I just really don’t feel like it! You know come to think of it, I’m starving…heading to the kitchen now!

Pregnancy: 20 weeks
Sex is awkward. I feel like a fat pig, nothing fits, my boobs hurt and are those stretch marks? what gives?

Pregnancy: 39 weeks
I WANT THIS BABY OUT NOW! Although sex is the furthest thing from my mind at the moment, I read somewhere that it could possibly make you go into labor, so maybe I’ll give it a whirl after all. I’m willing to try anything at this point!

Postpartum: 1 week
Is it possible to never want to have sex again? No, I shouldn’t say that, but my vagina is not having a good day!Enough said.

Postpartum: 6 weeks
I got the green light to exercise, and I’m going for it! Sex however, is not the exercise I had in mind. Still healing and I could personally use another few weeks or months! LOL!

Postpartum: 8 weeks
Finally Caved! Umm….can you say awkward? I’m still too tired most days to actually do it though…and I’m so not feeling sexy at the moment!

Postpartum: 16 weeks
Slowly getting back in the groove, my vagina is finally back in working order, but my self-esteem is in the dumps! Not “feeling” very sexy at all still, I’m working on it though.

Postpartum: 25 weeks
Sex has never felt better! Losing weight, feeling good and totally loving my husband!

So maybe not all women are loving sex at 6 months postpartum. Let’s face it, being on baby duty all day long, does not help to put you in the mood. But I figure, if you have time to cook dinner, wash dishes and shovel dog poop, then more than likely, you can make time for a little romance with your loved one, right? With busy schedules and new responsibilities, here’s how this Mommy keeps her romance alive with a little effort and a lot of creativity…

Shower Together. When the opportunity presents itself and the baby naps, My husband and I like to shower together, which allows us to be close to one another, all while cleaning the baby vomit smell off of me!

Perfume. Yes… so simple, but effective! What husband wouldn’t appreciate you smelling nice for him?

Lingerie. It took me almost 6 months to work up the nerve to slip on something sexy again. But once you do, I found it can really spice things up and give you an excuse to go shopping for your new sexy bedroom attire! No complaints yet!

Wine. My husband and I love to drink wine. Since I’m still nursing, I have to be cautious with how much I consume. That being said, starting out your night with some wine present while reminiscing is always a good thing!

Cuddle Naked. Put the baby or kids to bed, pop in a movie and cuddle naked. This has a 99.9% sex success rate when applied in that order!

Love Notes. I’m not talking about the long, sappy kind of love note here…I’m talking about the short and sweet little messages you can leave on a post-it note and put on his nightstand, his bathroom mirror or inside of his wallet. I always write sweet little messages like “Can’t wait to see you tonight baby” or “You are so sexy.” I love doing this for my husband, it’s fun and easy and always puts a smile on his face!

Don’t just kiss…Make Out. That’s right! Make-out like you used to! Why?….Because it’s fun, you’re in love and don’t you forget it!

So what are you waiting for? Go find your inner “sexy” …and…well….the rest is up to you!

Pinked Out: Mommy Lessons

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I’ve only been in the “mommy club” for 6 months now, but I have learned quite a few things in my short time. So I figured, why not share these insightful and sometimes humorous lessons with the world? Here is what I’ve learned thus far, and I’m sure some, if not most of you can relate…

Mommy Lesson #1- I have learned, not to get too attached to cute shirts, because sooner or later, they’ll be covered in drool, baby vomit or the occasional breast milk leak.
Mommy Lesson #2- I have learned to patiently wait to clip my baby’s fingernails until she is sound asleep.
Mommy Lesson #3- I have learned that eventually you will stop sanitizing everything to death  and just deal with a few germs.
Mommy Lesson #4- I have learned that I can’t live without Lanolin Cream for my overly abused nipples.
Mommy Lesson #5- I have learned that I’ll never be caught up with the laundry and I’m okay with it!
Mommy Lesson #6- I have learned that “blowout” poops are perfectly normal, an happen more often than I would like.
Mommy Lesson  #7- I have learned that driving anywhere with a baby is scary!
Mommy Lesson #8- I have learned that it’s not the end of the world if my nails aren’t done and my hair is no longer styled to perfection.
Mommy Lesson #9- I have learned that I truly enjoy sleeping more than ever.
Mommy Lesson #10- I have learned that if you don’t grab something to eat while the baby is napping, you can forget about eating period.
Mommy Lesson #11- I have learned that trying to get out the door with a baby can take a really long time.
Mommy Lesson #12- I have learned that Dreft is great for Mommy and Daddy’s clothes too.
Mommy Lesson #13- I have learned that I absolutely cannot get through my day without caffeine.
Mommy Lesson #14- I have learned to politely ignore women who feel the need to tell me how to parent my child.
Mommy Lesson #15- I have learned that my digital camera is my new best friend…because you never know when a cute moment will present itself!
Mommy Lesson #16- I have also learned that people don’t like getting your weekly hard-drive clogging emails with the 50 latest photos of you child.  Just because you think it’s cute, doesn’t mean everyone else wants to see it.
Mommy Lesson #17- I have learned to really cherish those moments when I can take a hot bath and get lost in a good book.
Mommy Lesson #18- I have learned that I no longer care about returning the grocery cart back to the cart holder.  I just ditch it where I’m parked,…….because most likely the baby is crying or hungry…or both!
Mommy Lesson #19- I have learned to appreciate why other mother’s never liked receiving gifts for their children that made noise.
Mommy Lesson #20- I have learned to deal with the fact that I now have stretch marks.
Mommy Lesson #21- I have learned that sex will never be the same, it’s better!
Mommy Lesson #22- I have also learned that being too tired to have sex is more common than I thought!
Mommy Lesson #23- I learned that little girls can never have enough Pink.
Mommy Lesson #24- I have learned that being a SAHM is most-definitely a Full-time Job!
Mommy Lesson #25- And lastly, I have learned what being completely selfless and loving unconditionally is really all about…
~Kristy
www.mommyinpink.com

Pinked Out: I’m a Mommy, Now What?

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Hello Everyone, I’m Kristy aka Mommy in Pink. I’ll be writing a series of articles every week here called Pinked Out: Adventures in Motherhood! Before we get into all of that though, let me tell you a little bit about myself…

I’m a wannabe aspiring writer that loves all things associated with Fashion, Fitness, French Culture and Fun! I am a wife and mommy to a little princess, “Elle est belle,” which translates in French to “She is Beautiful.”

You can find me most days at www.mommyinpink.com, where I blog about my life(the good, the bad and the funny) as a new mommy! I enjoy things that make me laugh, I’m a little sarcastic and I’m not afraid to speak my mind! So brace yourselves, because you’re in for some fun reading and hopefully a lot of laughs!

Okay…now that we’ve got the introduction out of the way, here is my first installment of Pinked Out…

I’m a Mommy, Now What?

I’m sure most of you can agree that when you are pregnant, there is so much anticipation and anxiety for that moment when you are finally able to hold that precious child in your arms. I’m talking about all of the emotions involved as you await the final outcome of that 9 (actually10) month adventure we call pregnancy!  Then once that long awaited day arrives and you give birth(specifically, if you are a first time mommy), you are left with the feeling of  ”What the heck am I supposed to do now?” After all, you’ve been over this very moment in your head a million times..you go into labor(pain free of course),the baby comes out in perfect working order, and you smile, kiss your husband, laugh, swaddle your precious child and everyone lives happily ever after! You don’t think about the after-pains, the jelly donut around your waist or the 6 weeks or more it takes to feel somewhat normal again. Not to mention the out-of-control hormones, hair falling out, or the stockpile of pads you keep for that wonderful parting gift called “Lochia.”

My first few weeks as a new mommy were somewhat of a blur. With the lack of sleep and not knowing what to do, it makes for one stressful ride. I didn’t even know how to hold a baby properly those first few days and don’t even get me started on the 50 some odd phone calls I made to my midwife over the course of that first week. Questions like …
  • “Is she supposed to sleep so much?”
  • “What do I do, if she stops breathing?”
  • “How many poops is she supposed to have in a day?”
  • “What do I do if she gets sick?”
  • “When can I give her a bath?”
  • “My nipples are cracked and bleeding, what do I do?”
  • “Hi, it’s me again…I can’t wake her up, all she wants to do is sleep..I’m concerned, any suggestions?”
  • “Is it possible to have uterine prolapse, because I feel weird down there?”

My midwife must have thought I was nuts that first week postpartum…because looking back, I really sounded that way! Completely clueless and a little on the Obsessive Compulsive side..don’t you think?

Although I was happy to hold my child and relish in the moment, it took me a while to get used to the fact, that I was now a “Mommy.” Directly following the birth, I was lucky enough to be surrounded by family members catering to me, offering help and cooking meals. On the third day, when my mother finally went home, I remember bursting out in tears, because it hit me…I didn’t have the slightest clue on what to do or how to care for a newborn. The thought of being home by myself without help to care for this new life..well… to say that I was nervous, would be an understatement. I was absolutely terrified!

I don’t care what anyone says, absolutely nothing can prepare you for the task of motherhood. You can read a million books and listen to other mother’s advice all day long, but you never really know until you experience it for yourself. After all, I thought that motherhood was something of fairy-tales…remember? Who would of thought that I’d now sleep with one eye open, not give a rip if I was covered in baby vomit and would struggle daily at getting back into shape. Everyone always told me that if you breastfeed, the weight should just… and I quote… “melt right off”…NOT! I can’t even begin to tell you how wrong that assumption was for me. Although I’ve lost a lot of weight, I by no means have lost it all. I’m still waiting on that so called “melting” stage to kick in. HA…what a joke!

So if you’re a new mommy and are left with the feeling of “Now What?” Let me tell you sister, you are not alone! Don’t let anyone fool you, no one has a clue at first. I say just take everyone’s advice with a grain of salt, because in all reality, you have to do what works for you and your baby. Whether that’s bottle or breast, crib or co-sleep , sling or stroller….everyone has their own unique challenges! In the end, we all strive to be good parents and that’s all that really matters, isn’t it?