Bittersweets: The Anti-Valentine’s Day Candy (CLOSED)

AHH Valentine’s Day.  For some of us it brings romantic images of our significant other and reminds us how happy it is being in love.  But what about the rest of us?  Does Valentine’s Day make you gag, hide your head in a hole, or dream of harm coming to your ex?  This year you can celebrate by sending the perfect gift to your anti-Valentine, Bittersweets Candy from Despair, Inc.  This hilarious candy comes in three varieties, candy for the Dumped, Dysfunctional, and Dejected.

From the Bittersweets Web site:

Like the ubiquitous candy conversation hearts, Bittersweets® are made of flavored, chalky-tasting sugar and sport a message on their face. But unlike other candy hearts, ours are stamped with bitter musings and mockeries perfectly suited to the dejected spirits of those who will spend the holiday alone, or wishing they were.

Each collection features up to 37 sayings such as:

“Dejected” sayings include:

I MISS MY EX | PEAKED AT 17 | MAIL ORDER | TABLE FOR 1
I CRY ON Q | U C MY BLOG? | LOSS LEADER | A FINE WHINE
MOMMY ISSUES | DIGNITY FREE | DORK MAGNET | PURE NAUSEA
WE HAD PLANS | MAIL ORDER | SETTLE 4LESS | I’M HOT INSIDE
“Dysfunctional” sayings include:

ANNULMENT | I BEEN CREEPIN | HE CAN LISTEN | GAME ON TV
CALL A 900# | P.S. I LUV ME | DO MY DISHES | BOOTY INFL8N
PAROLE IS UP! | AWFUL INLAWS | SUB PRIME | I WANT HALF
RETURN 2 PIT | NO FIX 4 DUMB | RATHER DRINK | MUTUAL DISGUST
“Dumped” sayings include:

I GOT SOBER | HE FIT U FAT | U LEFT SEATUP | USED U 4 FUN
JUST A FRIEND | BACK 2 KENNEL | DORKA PHOBIC | U HAVE A BLOG
RUSSIAN BRIDE | CELEB8 THX2U | DOG IS CUTER | TRADIN YOU IN
FORGET WE MET | KISS A FROG | SHE IS 22! | HE HAS A JOB

Bittersweets are available in six different flavors, including: Banana Chalk, Grape Dust, Nappy-Citric, You-Call-This-Lime?, Pink Sand and Fossilized Antacid.

What’s great about Despair, Inc. is not only this great Valentines Day bitter candy, but the entire SITE. Head over to get a great chuckle at almost everything they have…from the truth about Blogging, to why quitting is a better option. Come on, we all have some loser inside, don’t we? They just find a great way to embrace it. That’s the American way!

And go head and complain, their customer disservice is right there to listen you.

CONTEST

Despair isn’t as negative as they come off…because they have give us the whole Bittersweet Bundle to give out to a winner! Just in time for that crappy holiday that spreads all sorts of love….or reminds you of your last broken off relationship. Whatever.

Want to win 1.2 pounds of candy Hearts that say how you REALLY feel? Pass them out to your ex best friend, your ex husband (their living together now) and that neighbor that mows the lawn at 5am.

First, we want to know your worst Valentines Day. If you don’t have one, make it up, no one wants to hear what a great life you have. LOL! That gains you your initial entry.

Then you may enter unlimited after that…. For every item on the Despair site you let us know cracks you up, we will give you one entry from now till Monday the 9th!

-By Christy aka The Write Gal