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Why (mom) blogging is like Sex

female_symbolNow I had 10 hours of driving back from Houston to Mobile, so a lot of ridiculous ideas were running through my head……..I am going to apologize right now for even thinking about this. I spent an entire hour running this through my head. Here it goes…….What can I say, the roads obviously made me crazy.

But I’m right.

The reasons I think Blogging is like Sex:

11) Sometimes your reputation proceeds you.

10) Men like it short, quick, and to the point, Women like it to tell a long, sensual story complete with lots of pictures and hugs at the end

9) Sometimes a “group thing” is just much more fun.

8 ) Maybe 140 characters, or a 140 seconds, is all you  need.

7) Anyone can do it, but not everyone is memorable.

6) Regardless of  how hard you try, sometimes they just don’t come back the next day

5)You blog a lot in the beginning, sometimes 5 times a day……….but then it starts to taper off and you can get down to just one time a month if you don’t keep it spicy.

4) When you get new equipment to use, you get all excited.

3) You will always have people that just like to watch.

2) When you break out the video camera, chances are its going to end up on a lot of websites.

1) No Matter how much you protect yourself……..you may still end up with a virus.

Like this post? Tweet or Stumble it! We appreciate it so much when we get shared!~Trisha

Comments

  1. Donna says:

    lmao. Thanks for the laugh! Loved #4,3 and 1.

  2. Suzanne says:

    That’s great!

  3. Emily H. says:

    Thank you for putting a very big smile on my face! Just tweeted it into the Twittersphere. Has to pass it along!

  4. Shan says:

    ROTFLMAO! You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person! =P

  5. ROFL! Oh I love it!

  6. BlapherMJ says:

    Very witty — and alot of it is true! LOL

  7. erin says:

    Great! Funny! Love it!

  8. bloggymommy3 says:

    OMG that’s so funny! And true! Thanks for the laugh! ;)

  9. Tara says:

    Oh my! That’s great Trisha! So true!

  10. Tracye says:

    YOU’RE HILARIOUS!!!

  11. Rhea says:

    LMAO! These are hysterical, and oh so true!

  12. LOL!! It’s all true too!

  13. Oh this is good.

  14. So funny and so true! I love it!

  15. How about –
    The length of a blog post is overrated. HA HA HA.

    You need to change your technique once in a while, otherwise your readers might lose interest.

    Most bloggers only have one good post at a time. However, some bloggers will fake multiple posts if they think it will make their readers happy. – LOL

  16. Tammy says:

    Oh so true.

  17. That’s actually scary funny and true.

  18. Carey says:

    Best. Post. Ever.

  19. Christy says:

    ROFLMAO!!!

  20. stpaulslim says:

    You left out “It takes imagination to do it well, and you still don’t get paid.”

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