Charlotte has started….
I say started, but what I mean is wont quit farting on her daddy. On purpose.
We call it the ‘fart’ defense. Our house goes like this: DH and charlotte horseplaying around, charlotte turns around, farts ON him and runs. He falls down for the count, she wins.
She has gotten so she can Fart. On. Command.
I call it revenge of all the under the cover DH farting I have been putting up with for years. The sad part is, that its SO funny and it makes you laugh so hard, we cant even keep it together long enough to tell her to stop.
We are such bad parents.
What bad habits do your kids have that are so funny, you cant make them stop?
Trisha
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Girls don’t fart, Trisha! lol
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My daughter (almost 7) does it, too. She thinks it’s hilarious. She only does it to her Daddy, because I have threatened her with dire consequences if she comes near me!
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That is so funny. My daughter is a burper. She hates to fart…refuses to eat beans because she doesn’t want to toot.
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The tears are streaming down y face, it’s so funny.
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I have a little farting girl too. After she does it, she yells out “That was Mom” or ‘That was the dog”, blaming whoever is nearest to her. And yes, this happens out in public.
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My Ava does that too! It amazes me that she can just produce a fart whenever she wants. And she thinks its HILARIOUS to do it to her brother who, by the way, is jealous of her talent. I don’t know where she got it from…the rest of our little family are burpers, not farters. She’s the oddball.
She is now 4 yrs old and has learned to hold it long enough to run from one room to another to fart on her brothers or dad (and sometimes poor me) exclaiming “smelll it…smmmmmeeeeellllll it”
It is disgusting, but like you said we get laughing and she doesn’t take the “Tink that is wrong!” very seriously…Just wanted to let you know you are not alone (Tink’s personality ranges from tomboyishness like this to all frills and foo foo to baby goth so she isn’t always a lil mini-piglet with her manners, just when the mood hits her)
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I have two fartin’ girls too! After having three boys I was finally blessed with two girls. I thought it would be nice to have someone on my team. They all play for “team Daddy”! Gross!
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We have a smacking butts problem. Not spanking, but my 7yo will come up, smack your butt and run for the fun of it. Thankfully this hasn’t happened outside the house yet.
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Too funny! My son does the same thing. He crawled in daddy’s bed last night, tooted in it, and announced he had “marked” the bed. Why must my kid mark his territory? I’ll probably never know.
The big annoyance in our house is everyone blowing raspberry’s on bellies.
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Ha ha! ROFL! We haven’t gotten there yet. We do however laugh when she sits in bed and talks and laughs to herself when she’s supposed to be going to bed. It’s just too cute.
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Our kids are in the habit of pinching tooshies. It’s our fault because we chase them around and threaten to pinch them. One day they just figured out that they should be chasing us instead. Luckily, they’ve mainly limited it to the immediate family.
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Oh my gosh! That’s hilarious cause we do that here too, LOL
Oh and my kids burp and laugh too.
Seriously. our homes are just alike.
LMAO! That is sooooo funny!!
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