Last night he says “Do I make you randy, baby?”
Hmm. No.
Show up in a uniform, yes. Show up with tools on your nipples. Notsomuch.
But let me take a picture anyway.
And now that I see this picture I am starting to think he has more of an hourglass figure than I do. That’s wrong on so many levels. I’m also pretty sure that rusted needle nose pliers got stuck for a minute.
He screams like a girl if you are wondering.
~Trisha
PS I would black out his nipples, but I think the hair does that for me.
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LOL!! My husband says “How you doin’?” Like Joey from friends. It never works…just makes me laugh! But he keeps it up!!
LMFAO That is to precious. My husbands line is “Hey there sexeh lady!” It’s gay but I’ll let him keep it since I love him so much
Sarah’s husband’s “come on” lines sound all too familiar. And I thought mine was just really strange. Turns out, he’s just a normal man! Too funny.
Wow soft-core porn on Mom Dot…lol
Things have been a bit slow around here in that area, lately. DH has been having back troubles & our toddler is always trying to invade our bed.
That is hilarious! My hubby doesn’t use pick up lines on me. I wonder if that is good or bad? Should I be worried?
My husband thinks his text messages to me while he’s out are really sexy. Or while I’m out and on my way home. I think he read somewhere that this would work. LOL. Yeah no.
LOL My husband sounds exactly like Sarah’s husband…so not smooth! Gotta love those tools Trisha! ROTFF
LOL What the…that’s insane. I just get the butt rubbed passing in the hall and a simple Mmmmm Daddy likes that.
Not so bad but the who Daddy thing…
Well I’m not sure. LOL
I can’t access private posts even putting in my password just doesn’t work.:(
My husband pickup line is peeking his wanker at me through the shower curtain while I’m trying to shower. No face is seen, nothing but a wanker winking at me. yeah, that gets be babe…not. Or rubbing his weiner against me while passing in the kitchen and saying “wanna have sex?” Again,doesn’t do it for me. Not so much.
Now, kiss me on my neck… and watch me swoon…after 7 years of marriage, over 15 years of dating, you’d think he’d get it!
Men…love them!
shit, I was totally trying to hide my identity…thus no url for me…but damn gravatar!
thanks for giving my DH ideas.
I am so going to try these tonight. I wonder if I will have more luck than your hubby!
All I have to say is men are STRANGE creatures.
You are too funny. LOL
LOL I have a picture with my husband putting jumper cables on his nipples….what’s their fascination?!?!?! LMAO
remind me to keep those two away from eachother.
OY VEY – LOL – that picture is just so WRONG on many levels – but at the same time hilarious…
Too funny! I just had a letter submitted that was HARSH- but so honest- sometimes hubbys just don’t get it!
Mine is horrible at come on lines, I keep hinting at how to do it better to be more successful but he just keeps using them!