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My Daughter is conspiring against me

On friday Charlotte and I were out playing chalks. I asked her to draw me a picture of the family- A very innocent request on my part.

This is what she drew:

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Then she proceeded to explain to me who everyone was.

Daddy.

Charlotte.

Mommy. (on a side note, I’m glad I’m the thin one)

and

THE BABY.

Charlotte has now begun a full on assault of wanting a sibling.

WTF.

I am only 31. Why does everyone think my uterus is going to fall out and die tomorrow if I didn’t get pregnant yesterday.

~Trisha

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Trisha Haas is the head of MomDot; a sometimes controversial (but always fun!) mom blogger community. Trisha has a beautiful daughter, Charlotte and an often crazy (but lovable) husband named Chris. Her family encourages and inspires her to blog in this personal and professional online dialogue. You can follow Trisha on twitter @MomDotRocks.
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27 Comments

  • 27
    July 4, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    My daughter does the same thing…but she always draws TWINS!

  • 26
    June 3, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    that is the funniest thing ever!! LOL!!

  • 25
    June 2, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    How funny. Like everyone else I think kids have sixth sense. I see a baby in your future.

  • 24
    June 2, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Andrea wrote:

    Too cute! I thought maybe it was one of the cats. My son always draws the dogs in the family pics.

    no, she told me it was the baby.

  • 23
    June 2, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Any chance you’re pregnant already?? Kids seem to have a sixth sense about these things sometimes…

  • 22
    June 2, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Too cute! I thought maybe it was one of the cats. My son always draws the dogs in the family pics.

  • 21
    June 2, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    What a riot!!! Maybe she’d settle for a dog : – )

  • 20
    June 2, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    That is hysterical. You know it’s bad when even the 4 year old is in on the pressure.

  • 19
    June 2, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    OH this is too funny! I just got a good morning laugh and about spit my coffee out-”who the hell is this?” Very cute, Charlotte has so much personality!

  • 18
    June 2, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Oh Trisha you have along way to go to have another baby , but maybe Charolette knows something that we dont ( wink wink) I dont recall you ever telling us the outcome of the boat baby! LOL

  • 17
    June 2, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Amver@mamasmiracles wrote:

    Love it! Can’t wait to see a positive EPT!

    Trisha friggen cracks me up, I swear I love opening up my MomDot.com newsletters!

  • 16
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    LOL. she just wants a baby brother or sister! Do it!!!!

  • 15
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    OMG That’s so funny! lol Maybe she is trying to tell you something that you DONT already know! ;) Poor little Charlotte!!! :( Give her a sibling! That way she’ll have someone else to conspire against! lol ;)

  • 14
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Thanks for the laugh! I have 2, one is 6 and the other is 1. My six year old is pressuring me for more. He wants several more!!!I think I’ll need to keep my eye on him when he’s older!

  • 13
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Leah Segedie wrote:

    OMG, I almost pissed my pants when I read this. Just had a baby and laughing can be dangerous! Remember what Homer said to Marge, honey it’s Uter-US not Uter-You. Ha!

    Uter-US!!! LOL

    You know, my OB told me that if I wanted more kids, I needed to do it before I turned 40-ish because we are born with all the eggs we are ever going to have and they age along with us. Okie_Dokie, then! We don’t even know if I could carry another baby to term because I had cervical cancer. So, even though I do want more, it really isn’t safe or healthy for me.

    Anyway, your uterus isn’t the problem…your eggs are. LOL You really need to decide whether or not you want another or you will be bombarded by Charlotte and Chris with the “let’s have another baby” thing for years to come. Or until you start menopause…or get fixed. LMAO

    And yes, it is a conspiracy! :P

  • 12
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Love it! Can’t wait to see a positive EPT! :)

  • 11
    claire
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    On the up side..she didnt draw you as an octomom, right???

  • 10
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    I am seriously LMAO @

    Why does everyone think my uterus is going to fall out and die tomorrow if I didn’t get pregnant yesterday.

    :lol: :lol:

  • 9
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Hahahaha, so funny! :-)

    Aren’t you happy she didn’t say it was her imaginary friend, though? ;-)

  • 8
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    sandyra wrote:

    Maybe she knows something we don’t!

    That’s what I think. :-)

  • 7
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Maybe she knows something we don’t!

  • 6
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Kids have a way sensing things…

  • 5
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    Don’t fall for that. She will swear that she will feed it and walk it and clean up the poop but we really know who will be taking care of the baby don’t we.

  • 4
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    ha ha. Charlotte is at that age where she wants a buddy! She wants a friend to play with and do tea parties with, etc. It’s only natural mama

  • 3
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    that is really sweet of her.

  • 2
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    I’m 44 and we have one daughter – that’s all we wanted – that’s what we have and we’re very happy that way. Except over the last few years (she’s 7 now) she kept going around telling people that she had siblings, that I was pregnant, that she had a brother that lived in Florida, etc. etc. Now she’s demanding details of how one becomes pregnant and why she can’t have a sibling and how she’s just dying over here without one. Of course, if we’d had more kids, she’d be complaining that she had to share and how horrid they were. I don’t think you can win either way!

  • 1
    June 1, 2009 | Permalink | Reply

    OMG, I almost pissed my pants when I read this. Just had a baby and laughing can be dangerous! Remember what Homer said to Marge, honey it’s Uter-US not Uter-You. Ha!

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