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My Daughter is conspiring against me

On friday Charlotte and I were out playing chalks. I asked her to draw me a picture of the family- A very innocent request on my part.

This is what she drew:

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Then she proceeded to explain to me who everyone was.

Daddy.

Charlotte.

Mommy. (on a side note, I’m glad I’m the thin one)

and

THE BABY.

Charlotte has now begun a full on assault of wanting a sibling.

WTF.

I am only 31. Why does everyone think my uterus is going to fall out and die tomorrow if I didn’t get pregnant yesterday.

~Trisha

Comments

  1. That is hysterical. You know it’s bad when even the 4 year old is in on the pressure.

  2. Tara says:

    OH this is too funny! I just got a good morning laugh and about spit my coffee out-”who the hell is this?” Very cute, Charlotte has so much personality!

  3. Lisa says:

    Oh Trisha you have along way to go to have another baby , but maybe Charolette knows something that we dont ( wink wink) I dont recall you ever telling us the outcome of the boat baby! LOL

  4. Amver@mamasmiracles wrote:

    Love it! Can’t wait to see a positive EPT!

    Trisha friggen cracks me up, I swear I love opening up my MomDot.com newsletters!

  5. Angie says:

    LOL. she just wants a baby brother or sister! Do it!!!!

  6. Stefanie says:

    OMG That’s so funny! lol Maybe she is trying to tell you something that you DONT already know! ;) Poor little Charlotte!!! :( Give her a sibling! That way she’ll have someone else to conspire against! lol ;)

  7. Julie says:

    Thanks for the laugh! I have 2, one is 6 and the other is 1. My six year old is pressuring me for more. He wants several more!!!I think I’ll need to keep my eye on him when he’s older!

  8. Leah Segedie wrote:

    OMG, I almost pissed my pants when I read this. Just had a baby and laughing can be dangerous! Remember what Homer said to Marge, honey it’s Uter-US not Uter-You. Ha!

    Uter-US!!! LOL

    You know, my OB told me that if I wanted more kids, I needed to do it before I turned 40-ish because we are born with all the eggs we are ever going to have and they age along with us. Okie_Dokie, then! We don’t even know if I could carry another baby to term because I had cervical cancer. So, even though I do want more, it really isn’t safe or healthy for me.

    Anyway, your uterus isn’t the problem…your eggs are. LOL You really need to decide whether or not you want another or you will be bombarded by Charlotte and Chris with the “let’s have another baby” thing for years to come. Or until you start menopause…or get fixed. LMAO

    And yes, it is a conspiracy! :P

  9. Love it! Can’t wait to see a positive EPT! :)

  10. claire says:

    On the up side..she didnt draw you as an octomom, right???

  11. I am seriously LMAO @

    Why does everyone think my uterus is going to fall out and die tomorrow if I didn’t get pregnant yesterday.

    :lol: :lol:

  12. Hahahaha, so funny! :-)

    Aren’t you happy she didn’t say it was her imaginary friend, though? ;-)

  13. sandyra wrote:

    Maybe she knows something we don’t!

    That’s what I think. :-)

  14. sandyra says:

    Maybe she knows something we don’t!

  15. Christy says:

    Kids have a way sensing things…

  16. Lori E says:

    Don’t fall for that. She will swear that she will feed it and walk it and clean up the poop but we really know who will be taking care of the baby don’t we.

  17. Melanie B says:

    ha ha. Charlotte is at that age where she wants a buddy! She wants a friend to play with and do tea parties with, etc. It’s only natural mama

  18. that is really sweet of her.

  19. Liz Jenkins says:

    I’m 44 and we have one daughter – that’s all we wanted – that’s what we have and we’re very happy that way. Except over the last few years (she’s 7 now) she kept going around telling people that she had siblings, that I was pregnant, that she had a brother that lived in Florida, etc. etc. Now she’s demanding details of how one becomes pregnant and why she can’t have a sibling and how she’s just dying over here without one. Of course, if we’d had more kids, she’d be complaining that she had to share and how horrid they were. I don’t think you can win either way!

  20. Leah Segedie says:

    OMG, I almost pissed my pants when I read this. Just had a baby and laughing can be dangerous! Remember what Homer said to Marge, honey it’s Uter-US not Uter-You. Ha!

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