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Does your DH ‘hump’ things?

OK, Stop laughing.

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But seriously, my DH must hump the wall, the kitchen counter, my leg, the computer desk, the car door whatever he is near, 100 times a day.

He walks in the door, puts down his keys, and holds the kitchen counter and I swear to you does a move that I call molesting the poor appliances.

He calls it “dancing”.

Is this ingrained into men as some sort of dominant trait? Or is he special.

Charlotte has zero chance of growing up normal.

~Trisha

Comments

  1. sandy says:

    i think i am entirely too young for this conversation! (giggle)

  2. Kekibird says:

    I think, if given the chance, my SO would hump inanimate objects.

  3. you just made me snort my diet Dr. Pepper up my nose. It took me a few minutes to recover. Its ok, I forgive you.

  4. Mine only humps me. He did tell me that he had a dream the other night about me and woke up humping the bed. I told him “I have seen you do that a couple of times.”

  5. Kym Peavoy says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! You know, I used to work with a guy that humped everything in the room. I have never seen my husband do it, or any other guy… now I know he’s got a twinner out there somewhere. LOL!

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