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Does your DH ‘hump’ things?

OK, Stop laughing.

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But seriously, my DH must hump the wall, the kitchen counter, my leg, the computer desk, the car door whatever he is near, 100 times a day.

He walks in the door, puts down his keys, and holds the kitchen counter and I swear to you does a move that I call molesting the poor appliances.

He calls it “dancing”.

Is this ingrained into men as some sort of dominant trait? Or is he special.

Charlotte has zero chance of growing up normal.

~Trisha

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  1. nicole says:

    Soooo I just had to share with my readers- also threw my two cents in there!

    http://prettypinkchandelier.blogspot.com/2009/06/trishas-humping-husband.html

  2. No, but I did have a friend in high school who did that. A girl! I brought it up like two years ago being like “yeah that was weird how you used to do that to everything”. And she didn’t even remember. I was the only one traumatized!

  3. Chris says:

    I am special, my mommy told me so. And my hump dance is special too!!! Trisha is just jealous she can’t do it like I can do it.

  4. Ashley says:

    Hmm, nope, my dh doesn’t do that. I guess you’re just lucky! ;)

  5. Yasmine says:

    umm.wow. Chris must be very special. lmaooo

  6. Annette says:

    LOLOLOLOL

    My husband doesn’t do this. Unless he does it privately, which would be even more funny.

    I’m gonna have to ask him now.

  7. Stefanie says:

    ROTFF!!! No, my dh doesn’t do that…often! lol Just kiddin! ;)

  8. Whoa, random. :) Chris is definitely special! I’m amazed you don’t have 10 kids already…if he’s doing the hump around the house.

  9. Baba says:

    ROFLOL!
    So funny!

  10. Jenny says:

    All I can say is WOW didn’t see that post coming. I would have to say no.

  11. sandyra says:

    He doesn’t hump “things”, but sometimes it’s hard for me to shake him off my leg!

    I can’t believe I just told you that! Oh well, we’re all friends, right?

  12. Ummm . . . no. My husband doesn’t do that. LOL!!

  13. WOW! Ummm, my Husband humps something but it’s not an inanimate object! LOL

    That would totally freak me out! He does flash me and do his fake, overly exaggerated stripper moves though. I would explain what I mean in more detail, but it might scare some of the readers! LMAO

  14. Definitely Special. ;)

  15. Michelle says:

    LMAO, sometimes my BF does. Mostly he makes crazy and loud noises and does dances or throw things around the house just for fun. he’s like a really tall child. lol

  16. Ummm wow, yeah, let’s put that one in the special category. lol

    Ain’t nothin’ gettin humped around this house.

  17. Chris says:

    Don’t hate ’cause I get my groove on. If you got out of your cahir in front of the computer I would groove with you instead. Yeah that’s right, I said it! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Burned!

  18. Amanda says:

    I think they all have their “thing.” Mine drums on EVERYTHING. Just as annoying. Or he’ll beatbox. Honey, the 80′s were 20 years ago. You don’t breakdance anymore, and even back then you were just a skinnyass white kid trying to be cool. And then my favorite is when he gets on our 7yo for humming all the time. I just look at him and say “He’s just like you.”

  19. Trisha-admin says:

    Chelsey wrote:

    OMG does yours do it while hes naked? Im like, omg wheres the bleach?!
    -Chelsey

    oh no, no nakedness necessary. He will do it clothed. LOL!

  20. Chelsey says:

    OMG does yours do it while hes naked? Im like, omg wheres the bleach?!
    -Chelsey

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