OK, Stop laughing.

But seriously, my DH must hump the wall, the kitchen counter, my leg, the computer desk, the car door whatever he is near, 100 times a day.
He walks in the door, puts down his keys, and holds the kitchen counter and I swear to you does a move that I call molesting the poor appliances.
He calls it “dancing”.
Is this ingrained into men as some sort of dominant trait? Or is he special.
Charlotte has zero chance of growing up normal.
~Trisha






Soooo I just had to share with my readers- also threw my two cents in there!
http://prettypinkchandelier.blogspot.com/2009/06/trishas-humping-husband.html
No, but I did have a friend in high school who did that. A girl! I brought it up like two years ago being like “yeah that was weird how you used to do that to everything”. And she didn’t even remember. I was the only one traumatized!
I am special, my mommy told me so. And my hump dance is special too!!! Trisha is just jealous she can’t do it like I can do it.
Hmm, nope, my dh doesn’t do that. I guess you’re just lucky!
umm.wow. Chris must be very special. lmaooo
LOLOLOLOL
My husband doesn’t do this. Unless he does it privately, which would be even more funny.
I’m gonna have to ask him now.
ROTFF!!! No, my dh doesn’t do that…often! lol Just kiddin!
Whoa, random.
Chris is definitely special! I’m amazed you don’t have 10 kids already…if he’s doing the hump around the house.
ROFLOL!
So funny!
All I can say is WOW didn’t see that post coming. I would have to say no.
He doesn’t hump “things”, but sometimes it’s hard for me to shake him off my leg!
I can’t believe I just told you that! Oh well, we’re all friends, right?
Ummm . . . no. My husband doesn’t do that. LOL!!
WOW! Ummm, my Husband humps something but it’s not an inanimate object! LOL
That would totally freak me out! He does flash me and do his fake, overly exaggerated stripper moves though. I would explain what I mean in more detail, but it might scare some of the readers! LMAO
Definitely Special.
LMAO, sometimes my BF does. Mostly he makes crazy and loud noises and does dances or throw things around the house just for fun. he’s like a really tall child. lol
Ummm wow, yeah, let’s put that one in the special category. lol
Ain’t nothin’ gettin humped around this house.
Don’t hate ’cause I get my groove on. If you got out of your cahir in front of the computer I would groove with you instead. Yeah that’s right, I said it! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Burned!
I think they all have their “thing.” Mine drums on EVERYTHING. Just as annoying. Or he’ll beatbox. Honey, the 80′s were 20 years ago. You don’t breakdance anymore, and even back then you were just a skinnyass white kid trying to be cool. And then my favorite is when he gets on our 7yo for humming all the time. I just look at him and say “He’s just like you.”
Chelsey wrote:
oh no, no nakedness necessary. He will do it clothed. LOL!
OMG does yours do it while hes naked? Im like, omg wheres the bleach?!
-Chelsey