Dont you have a job or something?
My DH has an IM system at work so sometimes we can chat during the day for a few moments. Today an IM pops up.
DH: Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeeee! Happy Birthday to me.
Me: Moron
DH: I never get excited about a birthday, but im excited now.
Me: Look, only 60 more years of living with me!
DH: Are you going to always be as sexy as the day I married you?
Me: No, Im getting sexier with age.
DH: Like a fine wine……only gets better with age. Or a steak…aged to perfection.
DUDE! I’m only 31. Im not ‘aged’ yet. Im not even in a ‘prime’. Isn’t 30 the new 21?My daughter treats me like my uterus is shriveled and gone, saving her stickers for her non-existent baby brother and my DH is comparing me to wine.
I’m moving out.
~Trisha
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Um, you’re ONLY 31?? (just a baby) And look what you’ve accomplished here! At least, on your day (if we know) you won’t have to sing happy birthday to yourself in an IM ; )
“I’m moving out”
Hahahahaha… Can I go with you? You crack me up!
LMAO
@ Firefly:
Hope you guys have some fun today!!!
BTW don’t mind me spending the last hour on your site, but I kept reading and reading LOL I’m off now
LMAO You and me both sister, let’s just move now…where do you want to go LOL
LOL he’d better be nice. You know where he sleeps.
That’s funny!
LMAO
LMAO!