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First of all, cool. Just when I thought my internet stock was going down I get a bunch of emails telling me they were asked to be internet spies on me. Sweeeeeeeeet.
Second, uh….*looking around* we are a public site. What spying is there to do? You mean by applying to our forum under a fake name to look at all the cool ideas we share with all the other bloggers that are there to share with us their cool ideas? By all means…come spy. In fact, it makes us sound cooler. Come to the momdot forum…..to spy.
Well, I didnt want to leave the bloggers that want to “spy” on us to find out all our “secret FBI blogging projects” we have going on, empty handed……….. so I did a tour of my house so you have something to report back so you dont lose your, uh hem, jobs:
1) This is my REAL asscrack. Nearly real time. It was just taken so its fresh crack. Enjoy
2) Im not sure what this is….or atleast im not telling. Imagination is so much more fun, isnt it?
3) A piece of doodie from the cats. Not sure which cat. Hey, atleast you cant smell it.
4) I brush my teeth in the shower or tub. I have to brush with hot water. I have always been that way. Please dont take my DNA from the site.
5) This is where my DH spends long hours catching up on reading. I courtesy flushed first.
6) Here is my fridge. Its pretty much awesome. That Margareta mix in the back is for salads.
7) My Dh has more clothes then I do… this is his side of the closet and it goes another 3 feet to the left of his before mine starts. I could do a video tour.
8 ) Charlotte and Chris are pimps during the week. Hence the rabbit and fox fur. Yes, they are real. Since the animals are already dead, I figured why let them go to waste? (simmer down now, they were my moms before she died)
9) This is my underwear drawer. Still has that sexy couples outfit my Dh waisted $30 on that I have never put on to this day. They are not made for women with little breasts. He got a little overly hopeful there. And there is a purse there too….dont ask me why there is a purse in my underwear drawer. I think I got it on some freebie thing 16 years ago and it hasnt moved since.
10) Well…im sure everyone else has one of these at home too, so nothing to report here..
I know, im totally asking for it today.
~Trisha
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I have to brush my teeth with very cold water.
You’re funny! Nice asscrack. I enjoyed it. ;p
ok, so incredibly gross and so incredibly funny at the same time…I had to look at the first few pix with one eye closed. Kidding.
You are one of the most original and most hilarious bloggers around. Love the photos and the descriptions. Just keep what you’re doing and let them all be jealous!
Off to report this to headquarters…
I mean, whoops!
Oh my. That is too funny Trisha!
YOUR AWESOME!
Melissa, copying is the sincerest form of flattery……….but it makes you look unoriginal.
trisha
spies being here totally makes sense. I have noticed that on another mom site they are switching things up a bit and copying some of your ideas. Great post!
Oh. My. Goodness. I am laughing so hard. This was fabulous.
Trisha I love your style!! Good on you!
This was so funny, lol.
Nice booty! hehe This post cracked me up…pun intended…I am loopy tonight, must be all that Tastefully Simple tasting I did at a party this evening.
I have sensitive teeth too but hot water makes me gag… of course until recently I had to brush my teeth with a dry tooth brush so maybe I’m the freak in this muddle?
EW! Hot-water brushing?!?! I’m way more offended by that than by the doodie and butts and mysterious hairy close-ups.
But I still love ya. And it does seem silly to spy on a PUBLIC site. Especially when you’re such an open book. If anyone wanted to know anything I’m sure all they’d have to do is ask. Hell, they don’t even need to ask! See exhibit A – your unnerpanties.
i love that my ass crack is in the minimized side bar. ROFL
Oh wow, who has that much extra time on their hands???
LOL I love how the “Ads by Google” show “Real Spy Gadgets”
Me— >Speechless.. Trish, you crack me up (no pun intended) ;o)
LMAO I love it!
This needs to part of a comedy routine. Hilarious.
Totally laughing my a$$ off!
LOL At Jenna’s comment. Well I guess they have more stuff to talk about now.
I *think* it is just a close up of the hair on Chris’ belly????
Are you going to tell us if we guess right?
HA HA HA
People are so ridiculous!! I like how you handled the situation though Trisha!! LMAO!! Couldn’t have done it better myself!!
I don’t understand why anyone would want to spy on you. As you said your site is PUBLIC (I almost said pubic…oops!) Everything is out there for EVERYONE to see. Bloggers can be vicious, or should I say “mommy bloggers.” haha
Did you take the crack pic or did your hubby? That would be hard to take a pic of your own crack.
Keep up the good work!
this is classic!!!
Looks like you and I may be long loss twins. I have small boobies too!! Good thing my Dh likes a gal with a bootie and that I have!
Hope your spies have fun reporting back to others… lol
Trisha you are not a freak. I took need hot water to brush my teeth.
OK, Trisha…
Maybe do some different lighting or angles…make that ass crack WORK for it’s booty!
Oh, and at least your toilet bowl was clean…that would have been gross.
LOL!!!omg too funny!
Staci, wave, wave! Its more fun if they know we are watching them. We can spy on the spies. Muwahhhahahaha.
LOL What will the google hits get now?
You are one brave girl. You won’t be catching my booty shot up anytime soon.
Should I wave to the spies, or do we just pretend they aren’t here??
L – M – A – O.
I brush with hot water too! Dh does too. Here I thought I was nuts all this time…now I know HE is!
I could do more if you want an ass show. Ive got allllll night.
LMAO!!!! I freaking love it. Hi MomDot stalkers!
Wonder how many people are talking about your ass now haha
I’m so confused! Were they sent to see how you run things? It just blows me away that your stalkers are THIS persistent! Gotta give ‘em credit for sticking with their goals (whatever they are). At least you gave them a little something to talk about for a minute or two.
That’s pretty damn funny, I really want expecting that when I clicked over from twitter!
WOW!! You are too funny!! I could do this…but I’d rather not…lol…my mother would make the 8 hr flight to NY and kick my butt! haha If I even take a picture of my house and she sees a mess in the background she calls me “You better clean your house before you get rodents!” It ALWAYS goes there…
And this is something that a wise person told me: If ppl are sweating you THAT bad..just smile and wave…you are famous!
ROFLMAO!!! It’s the top secret MomDot mom’s club… *whisper* *whisper* *whisper*
Thanks for sharing!
I really hope the “unidentified pic” is NOT pubs…not a big leap, since you’ve already shown fresh crack!
It could be your DH’s arm hair, tho…
yeah, i have super sensitive teeth to cold, so i have to use hot water.
you brush your teeth with HOT water? you are such a freak!