“I want to look like this. Will you hire me a personal trainer when you are rich?”

Yes, he did include the picture.
Should I be more concerned that he thinks Ill ever be rich or that he has unrealistic expectations of working out. HELLO. 4 year old. Daddies don’t get to look like that! We fatten you up so other women don’t want you. Its a self defense mechanism so we stay married. Duh.
~Trisha





Is this what would be considered a “man crush”?
Just tell him he already looks better than that now! Or tell him he can either have another baby or a body like that, he can’t have both. That ought to get him thinking!
Fur bucket…..lol!! I can’t stand hairy men but he looks hot enough to shave it for him!! Did you say sure since I would like you to look like that too?
Sarah wrote:
I already have the chest hair (yes I am manly like that). i want the body. Ryan Reynolds got like that for Blade Trinity. I fell in love back then. I want to marry him for his body. Ha Ha!
Actually I read a big article about how he got that big. He said he had a very strict diet and worked out everyday for 2-3 months. I could be like that if I had the time to work out. I am not that bad looking now if I do say so my self.
Stroke his ego..”honey you look so much better than that!”
If he comes back with a pic with what you should look like and the pic is from Playboy or something…say “honey I already look better than that” then slug him.
yummy. i love ryan reynolds. I think all men want to look like that!
YUMMY!
Wait! Was Chris talking about being that cut or about shooting up enough Rogaine to grow a rug on his chest? I was interested for a minute and then the fur bucket threw me.
Hellloooooo Ryan. I can’t believe anyone could read that post with Ryan Reynolds sitting up there. I think he just replaced Matthew McConawhatever on my list.
@ Kim @ What’s That Smell?:
I have to agree!
Kim @ What’s That Smell? wrote:
I was thinking the same thing, I had no idea!
That is hilarious. I love it!
LOL .. don’t they all want to look like that !
Is that Ryan Reynolds? Man he is getting HOTTER with age.
shortpumppreppy wrote:
Awww, that’s so sweet!
He must be planning on Pitch Bloggers getting really huge
OMG that is just hysterical!!! Will totally show my hubby when he gets to the office!
LOL I don’t think he has anything to worry about.
My dh uses this excuse all the time, like I’m the one that stuffs portions sizes meant for 3 grown people down his throat.
“We fatten you up so other women don’t want you. Its a self defense mechanism so we stay married. “
LMAO Trisha. I’m with you! I was put on bedrest with our 3 year old from about 20 weeks on. No SEX. So I just added another 50 lbs to my wonderful hubby.
~ By the time I was pregnant with the last, I knew I fattened him up not to worry about the no sex thing.
shortpumppreppy wrote:
This is very very good.
OMG that’s awesome! so how does he expect you to get rich?
Just tell him “hunny, that IS the way “I” see you!”