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I just got this email from my DH:

“I want to look like this. Will you hire me a personal trainer when you are rich?”

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Yes, he did include the picture.

Should I be more concerned that he thinks Ill ever be rich or that he has unrealistic expectations of working out. HELLO. 4 year old. Daddies don’t get to look like that! We fatten you up so other women don’t want you. Its a self defense mechanism so we stay married. Duh.

~Trisha

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Comments

  1. Is this what would be considered a “man crush”? :D Just tell him he already looks better than that now! Or tell him he can either have another baby or a body like that, he can’t have both. That ought to get him thinking! :P

  2. angela says:

    Fur bucket…..lol!! I can’t stand hairy men but he looks hot enough to shave it for him!! Did you say sure since I would like you to look like that too?

  3. Chris says:

    Sarah wrote:

    Wait! Was Chris talking about being that cut or about shooting up enough Rogaine to grow a rug on his chest? I was interested for a minute and then the fur bucket threw me.

    I already have the chest hair (yes I am manly like that). i want the body. Ryan Reynolds got like that for Blade Trinity. I fell in love back then. I want to marry him for his body. Ha Ha!

    Actually I read a big article about how he got that big. He said he had a very strict diet and worked out everyday for 2-3 months. I could be like that if I had the time to work out. I am not that bad looking now if I do say so my self.

  4. The Mom says:

    Stroke his ego..”honey you look so much better than that!”

    If he comes back with a pic with what you should look like and the pic is from Playboy or something…say “honey I already look better than that” then slug him.

  5. Yasmine says:

    yummy. i love ryan reynolds. I think all men want to look like that!

  6. Tracye says:

    YUMMY!

  7. Sarah says:

    Wait! Was Chris talking about being that cut or about shooting up enough Rogaine to grow a rug on his chest? I was interested for a minute and then the fur bucket threw me.

  8. Stacey says:

    Hellloooooo Ryan. I can’t believe anyone could read that post with Ryan Reynolds sitting up there. I think he just replaced Matthew McConawhatever on my list.

  9. Gena says:

    @ Kim @ What’s That Smell?:
    I have to agree!

  10. Sarah says:

    Kim @ What’s That Smell? wrote:

    Is that Ryan Reynolds? Man he is getting HOTTER with age.

    I was thinking the same thing, I had no idea!

  11. Holly Hamann says:

    That is hilarious. I love it!

  12. Debbie says:

    LOL .. don’t they all want to look like that !

  13. Is that Ryan Reynolds? Man he is getting HOTTER with age.

  14. Christy says:

    shortpumppreppy wrote:

    Just tell him “hunny, that IS the way “I” see you!”

    Awww, that’s so sweet!

    He must be planning on Pitch Bloggers getting really huge ;)

  15. Erin Jump says:

    OMG that is just hysterical!!! Will totally show my hubby when he gets to the office!

  16. LOL I don’t think he has anything to worry about.

    My dh uses this excuse all the time, like I’m the one that stuffs portions sizes meant for 3 grown people down his throat.

    “We fatten you up so other women don’t want you. Its a self defense mechanism so we stay married. “

  17. Gena says:

    LMAO Trisha. I’m with you! I was put on bedrest with our 3 year old from about 20 weeks on. No SEX. So I just added another 50 lbs to my wonderful hubby. :) ~ By the time I was pregnant with the last, I knew I fattened him up not to worry about the no sex thing. :)

  18. Trisha-admin says:

    shortpumppreppy wrote:

    Just tell him “hunny, that IS the way “I” see you!”

    This is very very good.

  19. OMG that’s awesome! so how does he expect you to get rich?

  20. Just tell him “hunny, that IS the way “I” see you!”

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