Porn.
This morning my entire day was thrown off kilter because my husband took my truck to work with my green screen in the back. I was wondering what the hell I was going to do with my morning. I mean, how was I going to fill the two hours of dancing to Britney Spears and then editing to brilliance, right?
Instead I resorted to putting on a live webcam and dancing and hanging out in chat on MomDot.
Over 1500 people stopped by to watch.
HA! That’s funny.
Considering all I did was talk crap about Thanksgiving and attempt to do the Evolution of Dance (i made it through about 1.5 minutes), people are a lot more bored then I thought.
Then I get this email:
Hey, my name is Chris and I and the head modeling scout for (Fill in Porn Site here-i removed it). I have come across your Stickam page and I am very impressed and feel you would make a great webcam model on our site. We are part of one of the largest most popular live webcam services in the world and have thousands of webcam performers online everyday. There is no pressure on you when you work and you get to choose your own working hours. Based on just your looks alone we feel you could attract lots of attention from customers and have the potential to earn thousands of Dollars.
Our webcams themselves are hosted by our partner company called LiveJasmin. I shall provide you a link below where you can find more extensive details on what would be required and where you can register with us. All you need to become a model for us is to be over the age of 18 and have a good quality webcam. Your privacy is protected at all times from the public. Payout are made every two weeks using one of our three payout methods. We also have a variety of cash rewards we pay to our most talented models.
Then it goes on w/ his contact info.
The funniest part of this for me is the “your privacy is protected at all times”. Um. There is NOTHING private about me. I’m one of the most search-able and findable people on the net.
But I do appreciate that “based on your looks alone” comment. I wonder if he talks to all the girls like that.
~Trisha
Damn! I missed it! Why do you always pull fun shit when I’m not online? That email is great! lol Now you have a fall back plan!
That is too hilarious. I was solicited for a porn site after I horrendously blogged about the “battle” of stay at home vs. working moms. Horrendously because I looked like a Stepford wife that had been attacked by a rabid monkey. Not to discount your attractiveness. I don’t even know where I was going with this.
Well with a unemployment rate of over 10%, at least you can feed the family. At least you know you have a job to fall back on if necessary.
We all need a backup plan. Right? LOL. Good luck and if you start this let me know so I can come check you out
Did he happen to mention he saw your boobs on your one blog post you did? LOL
Augh, yes. Gotta love the porn sites! At least you know you have “something to fall back on”! LOL
Your privacy! Porn sites respect your privacy the way the IRS respects your income. ROFL.
It’s always good to have a backup plan. Wonder how many yeses he gets?
Hey…sometimes we all need a compliment!
LMAO! Classic…
Are you going to add this to the Mommy Blogging Monetization 101 series? LMAO
you are brilliant!
I just realized what an idiot I am…you replaced the header…I got a clue when I saw your sheep covered boobs pop out. lol
This cold medicine and 3 hours of sleep is killing me.
What the hell, I’m so freakin out here. I’m reading this post and somehow hearing you typing and talking about Charlotte.
Oh gosh that’s too funny. It’s always good to have a backup plan lol.
Wow. Yer hawt! LOL
i just don’t even know what to say except…HILARIOUS!!
plus, i hear the pay is good. and there is no worrying about integrity or disclosure in porn, right?!
Well, you are one hawt mommy
Go you! Are you gonna take his offer? ROFL!!!
Only you Trisha…
LOL! Well It’s always nice to have a fall back I guess…
A girls’ gotta do whatta girls’ gotta do. LMAO.