Porn.
This morning my entire day was thrown off kilter because my husband took my truck to work with my green screen in the back. I was wondering what the hell I was going to do with my morning. I mean, how was I going to fill the two hours of dancing to Britney Spears and then editing to brilliance, right?
Instead I resorted to putting on a live webcam and dancing and hanging out in chat on MomDot.
Over 1500 people stopped by to watch.
HA! That’s funny.
Considering all I did was talk crap about Thanksgiving and attempt to do the Evolution of Dance (i made it through about 1.5 minutes), people are a lot more bored then I thought.
Then I get this email:
Hey, my name is Chris and I and the head modeling scout for (Fill in Porn Site here-i removed it). I have come across your Stickam page and I am very impressed and feel you would make a great webcam model on our site. We are part of one of the largest most popular live webcam services in the world and have thousands of webcam performers online everyday. There is no pressure on you when you work and you get to choose your own working hours. Based on just your looks alone we feel you could attract lots of attention from customers and have the potential to earn thousands of Dollars.
Our webcams themselves are hosted by our partner company called LiveJasmin. I shall provide you a link below where you can find more extensive details on what would be required and where you can register with us. All you need to become a model for us is to be over the age of 18 and have a good quality webcam. Your privacy is protected at all times from the public. Payout are made every two weeks using one of our three payout methods. We also have a variety of cash rewards we pay to our most talented models.
Then it goes on w/ his contact info.
The funniest part of this for me is the “your privacy is protected at all times”. Um. There is NOTHING private about me. I’m one of the most search-able and findable people on the net.
But I do appreciate that “based on your looks alone” comment. I wonder if he talks to all the girls like that.
~Trisha
Maybe it was from one of your admirers at oasis of the sea???
at first I thought the email was from “your” chris & was a joke!
great talent is just too hard to hide!
LOL nice…this sure is something to look forward to LMAO!!!
LOL, that’s too funny!
That’s hilarious, Trisha. But it does show there are all kinds out on that great big internet…LOL
Haha hey you have options… I’d be simultaneously sort of flattered like “hey mama’s still got it” and creeped out. Too funny!
I like how it compliments your looks but then goes on to say the only requirements are being 18 and having your own webcam. Hmm…
Oh yeah. That’s great.
At least you have a back up plan! lol
So I guess that means that you are good for that online fantasy stuff besides being a spaz?
OMG That’s funny! I was wondering what the emails about you being live on Stickam were about. The time stamp was around 6 am….way to early for my ass to be up! LOL
But hey, I bet the compliment felt good. You could use all your costumes on you live shows.
Did you save the stickam? Obviously I missed it.
Wow, how did I miss the whole web cam thing? Maybe next time.
Now I’m really wondering how many people DO accept that offer?? Better than flipping burgers I guess, lol.