Im gonna do it. No, Im not. Yes, I am. Oh, hell.

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I know what you Twitter’s that are running here are thinking.

NOOOOOOOOOO, I’m not letting go on my insanity on getting pregnant (or lack thereof), I am going to ……….HOME DYE MY HAIR. Yes, I am. I know what your saying to your computer right now. Your screaming for me to stop. The INSANITY of it all.

This is Trisha’s conscious speaking. I have taken over this post to talk some sense into her.

I mean, Trisha, you have had pink, green, and gray hair by a box before. And not intentionally. In fact, you have had orange and some color between puke burnt pizza and baby poop. How could you SUFFER through the indignity of a homemade box of hair dye?

Oh, and lets not forget the wedding you have to go to tomorrow. The only positive thing is that its not about you anyway, its about the bride, so the crappier you look, really, the better. But that’s no reason to do this to yourself. Then again, it may give you a reason to not go, and lets face it, your only considering it for the cake anyway.

However, let me remind you that its going to be too dark, too light, and your roots will STILL be there. Plus, your going to have to either get a new box to correct whatever monstrosity you create or end up running to get highlights to ‘balance it out’, thereby wasting the original $9.99 to begin with.

Home hair products and ‘salon’ at home, does not, in fact, save you money.

Remember last time you cried for a week? Remember that time you had to cut your hair off? Of course you don’t. You lost your memory when you had Charlotte.

Here, Let me remind you:

This is TOO dark, out of a box, fake ass brown

Oh and this is a poor attempt to recreate a pretty soft brown, and turned harsh, almost black. And took two MONTHS to lighten up. Are you goth mommy now? Charlotte’s going to want to walk HERSELF into school without you. “Its ok, mom, stay in the car, I got this one.”

Good grief, do you remember THIS? Is this blonde or pink? Blonde or pink? Dont lie to yourself, its PINK. Atleast in some places. *snicker*

And I know you have blocked the painful memory of it all, but you HAVE polka dotted your hair several times from home coloring. Yep. Dots. In the back, top, and side of your head. With BLEACH. So even though your not going to listen and going to go right now to screw up dye your hair, do NOT come crying to ME when you have to make an emergency hair appointment at 9am tomorrow morning. Get it? Got it. Good. Stupid idiot.

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