[private]This morning I woke up and had a comment in moderation. My blog must have been trying to save me from this comment when it put it into moderation…….when I opened it up to approve it, I had this on my Funky Friday post:
I thought……..im not pregnant. Did I say I was pregnant? OMG. Do I LOOK pregnant? I go rewatch the video…and I assume she meant from this part of the video..
While that comment would have been sweet, if I WAS pregnant…let me assure you all….i am NOT PG. I had on some velvet pants and the tops of them were too big. I put on an undershirt and a shirt that has a lot of material at the bottom, its stretchy, and it had rolled up. In fact, there is SO much material on this shirt, I wore it in Vegas…as a Dress. A short dress…but a dress.
See:
Now you have caused me to go outside and have a ritual burning and burying of my pants and shirt.
I had some friends a few months back play a big prank on me and told everyone I know that I was pregnant…so I opened up my email and had 50 emails congratulating me on being pregnant. I was like, I’m pregnant? While that was funny, I really think the blog visitor thought I AM pregnant. So I took a few photos this morning to prove that I am NOT.
I do not have a perfect body. I am not 21 anymore…I am 30…..I have had a child. My skin has stretched and is never going back. Also, honestly, a lot of it comes from the fact that I have NO BOOBS. So its an illusion that my stomach sticks out, but its really that I have no boobs.
The funniest part to this all is that we got this Slendertone thing in the mail this week. Where it came from, I do not know. I think the company wants me to try it out? Its one of those things you put on your body and it contracts your muscles while you are “doing nothing”. I saw it on an infomercial this morning in a coincidence. So I rushed to get it out after that post……….my husband decided to video tape me. And yes, I did pick a wedgie on camera. We are all friends here, right?
So lets just stop this rumor right here. I. Am. Not. Pregnant.
Now im going to go eat a doughnut. Thanks.
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You look fantastic! I don’t know where she got that you looked pregnant. I can see a little bunching of the shirt, but that’s about it.
you do not look pregnant! you look great- im jealous!!!
yes we are all friends here, so even if you picked your nose that would be okay
how in the world could anyone have thought you looked pregnant! My guess is that person needs some glasses!!!
Hey can that thing go on your thighs, if so I need one?! You do not, you look great Trisha!!
all of you that got the slendertone thing in the mail, can you send it to me? I will hook it up to my ass, my thighs, and my stomach all at once. Think of the review I could write!
Trisha, you look great! No worries! I would love to have a body like yours and I am 23! You so do not look pregnant!
Chris’s commentary about wishing he had been involved is the part that got me! Rock it chick!
i bet anyone who has never been to this blog before is like..why is this crazy person in her underwear. LMAO!!!!!
You so don’t like prego. I wish I had a body like yours!!
You are one hott mama. My Chris even says so. So don’t you worry your pretty head about that chica!
Besides, we better be the 4 to know if you are prego! (Chris first, then Charlotte, then parents then US!) Besides you had a post awhile ago saying how you were great with Charlotte!
We heart you and your body looks great!
OMG, I would kill for your body, I have not looked like that since I was 18. You look GREAT !
You are not fat! You look great!
Omg, Trisha, you crack me up and in no way do you look pregnant! You are rockin mama!
You have such a good sense of humor, it’s great!
Jen, ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! I figured its no worse then a bikini and i like my underwear better then my bikini.
Trisha! You should know better than to stick electrodes on a fetus!!! Kidding, kidding.
Amen on the small boobs = big belly part. It’s an optical illusion I struggle with on a daily basis. But at least you’re brave enough to go on the interwebz in your skivvies. I’m taking that picture of you and putting it on my inspiration board.
LOL. You look awesome. Not the least bit pregnant!
I think that person must have had a little too much to drink! You DO NOT look pregnant at all! And you have guts girl to put pictures like that up. Where can I sign up to get one of those slendertone things? I need one! ;D
Ummmm…yeah, what was she talking about? You do not look pregnant.
P.S. I got the slendertone thing too….all 104 pounds of me!
Oh, honey. If you are fat, I would hate to think what I am – being pregnant with #5 and all!
I think you look fabulous, and I cannot for the life of me figure out why someone thought you looked pregnant? Maybe they were just having a blond moment.
Don’t take it to heart. You’re adorable.
If you’re preggo then i’m having sextuplets! You look fab and online in your underwear, very brave!
You’re cracking me up!! You look awesome, not anywhere near looking preggo. I think it’s just the style of the shirt. I have a few shirts similar to the one you were wearing. I always hesitate to wear them because some people don’t realize they’re in style and think they are maternity shirts!! You’re awesome to put yourself out there like that, in your undies. You’ve got guts girl!
Oh my goodness, Trisha! You so do NOT look preggo! You are however brave for posting those photos! You are tiny though.
And, I had to giggle when I heard Charlotte ask when her turn was.