Don’t let anyone ever tell you that animals are stupid.
Earlier today Phoenyx and I were upstairs hanging out, playing, him destroying things, you know..the usual. After about an hour of that, which included him climbing in and breaking my bottom drawer in the bathroom, we came downstairs for more pillaging.
I walk in my office, as I so often do, and pull my chair out………to find this:
Here look closer…
I bend down and sniff…surely…surely that is NOT cat pee.
Yes. Yes, it was.
Apparently Phoenyx had shut closed the laundry door, which I keep open because it leads to the cat door that leads to the garage which houses the 5 litter boxes we have.
And because it was closed, one of the cats decided to take a big fat pee on my desk chair to remind me to NEVER do that again.
I am thinking of taking a DNA sample to figure out which little poop it was so I can dress them up in the Santa Claus hat and laugh and point at them.
Wait a minute.
Well played, Cocoa, well played.
~Trisha
































Oh yuck!
Man, I hate when our doggies do that.
They are too smart.
Mine is equally smart, if misguided.
My son’s job is to feed the cat, but when the bag is empty, he doesn’t throw it away. As a result, we didn’t know until the bowl was empty (we use a self feeder) that he didn’t have food.
Last night, we went to buy food (husband has vertigo, I drove) and we found that WalMart was out of his usual brand. Husband thought a different hairball formula would be just fine.
Three hours later, the cat decided to sit on the top of my chair, right behind my head. He then farted over and over. Yes, I get that you don’t like the food-I DIDN”T make the decision to change your brand! (Cat farts are much, much worse than husband farts, let me tell you!)
omg – hopefully it didn’t soak in. Soak that puppy in nature’s miracle!!
And now I’m looking at Dharma Lou and debating putting reindeer antlers on her. I need to have 911 on speed dial first, though.
Oh man! LOL
ROFL My cat likes to pee in really hard-to-reach places, it’s never out in the open in plain site. Cats are aholes.
Not much worse thsn cat pee. Ick
Oh man. sorry
Love the Santa hat though!
Ugh! Brats! I agree with Lynsey though. My 2 LOVE to use my desk chair as a jungle gym and will soon have ruined it. Nice! If I didn’t love them, they’d be homeless for the holidays.
Ha ha … sorry to laugh but that’s pretty funny. I saw that Santa hat restocked at Target the other day … they had sold out for awhile, apparently you’re not the only cat torturing mommy.
Haha, I am not laughing at you. Def with you because my cats do this everytime they cant get downstairs. Once I accidently pushed the kitty door lock the wrong way and less than 20 min later I went to sit down on the couch and smelled poop. I was horrified. I doubt they even really needed to go, they just did it to prove a point.
Bahahahahaha. Oh… I mean…. sorry?
PS – dont even get me STARTED on desk chairs. Apparently our three REALLY like the $150 leather warming/vibrating/reclining/whatever chair I got Mike for Christmas…. to do their manicures on.