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I am having a great time in Boston. As you land in this city, the houses are reminiscent of Miami. Million dollar mansions on the water…minus that whole 3 degree weather thing for 9 months out of the year. Other than that, I think I could learn the language.

But my question pertains to airports. As I got on my first flight aboard a crop duster and looked around at everyone, (imaging that if I die these are the people I would die with) I noticed two things. One is that the guy next to me stunk so bad that I kept smelling myself wondering if my deodorant wasn’t working and two, that he had the middle arm rest all hogged up.

You tell me. If there are three armrests, who gets the middle one? The person that got there first? The elderly? The bigger person? Are we supposed to both get a portion of it? Cause I was huddled against the wall of the plane with ONE arm rest and desperately wanted two.

The second plane I had my eyes set on getting a double armrest and I arrived where I was in the middle of two people (that sucks) and both ladies had both their arms on both arm rests. That means I had NO arm rests at all.

In this case, do you like polity put your arm down and try to sneak one of them off? And if so…which one? Is like the one to the right yours and the person on the outside aisle gets lucky with two?

I did my best to look as uncomfortable as possible but neither lady gave up an arm rest, so I sat arms crossed for TWO hours. I need to know on the way back if its kosher to demand equal arm rest treatment.

On the plus side, I had the only working TV and used my ear phones, so it was like sweet revenge to see them watching, but not hearing, Ellen.

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