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One of those “creepy” mommy blogs

blog — By Trisha-admin on January 5, 2009 at 10:38 pm

That’s us…or how we were referred to on a site. NO, I’m not going to give you the link. The best part is they came to our page looking at our….lets just say, “sexual content related” posts. Or us making fun of it actually. And WE are a creepy mommy blog?

Wait. Are Mommy Blogs CREEPY?

The exact words were “one of those creepy mommy blogs.” That means if you are reading this, your probably creepy too.

Is that saying that all MOMS are creepy? Cause otherwise we would just be a “normal, unmommy” blog and then our opinion would obviously be rated much higher. Now I’m being defined by my decision to spawn? Ok. Got it.

Let me tell you things that creep ME out:

1) The words: Bromance, Brosexual, Chipotle, and Smegma.

2) All the people that type in “little girls in thongs” from my google hits.

3) People who obsess over celebrities as if they are going to marry them one day.

4) Anyone that carries around a “pimp” cup with rhinestones .

5) Every time my cat craps on the floor in the laundry room and it leaves poop smears.

6) The mere thought of changing diapers on a grown man.

7) Ruby from Max And Ruby. She is such a bitch.

8 ) People on twitter that think Twitter didn’t exist before they were there to share their amazing knowledge of networking. But then ignoring when you @ them back.

9) Chin hairs on women.

10) People knocking on my door to sell me home security. Does anyone else feel that its a way to find out if you HAVE home security?

Now step off my Mommy Blog before I send my mommy bloggers to….wait, my daughter could be listening.

~trisha

(ps I am in such a rare mood today. i promise to be back more normal in the a.m.)

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Amy says:

January 9, 2009 at 9:46 pm

Ruby is terrible isn’t she? My friend and I always talk about what a ***** she is.

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Jamaise says:

January 7, 2009 at 7:55 am

“Ruby from Max And Ruby. She is such a bitch”
I love you – you don’t know how many times I have thought that. Shut the hell up Ruby.

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debateur says:

January 6, 2009 at 8:59 pm

Just wait until you hit 40. Those chin hairs might come visiting.

debateur’s last blog post..Fine, ban or both ?

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Tara says:

January 6, 2009 at 6:36 pm

speaking of Max and Ruby, that is on my TV right now, and your right, she is a bitch!

Tara’s last blog post..1 year in review

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Jessica NBP/MCC says:

January 6, 2009 at 4:26 pm

LOL creepy.. I’m sure there’s a little creep/freak in all of us.

Jessica NBP/MCC’s last blog post..Monday Round Up 1.5

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Misty says:

January 6, 2009 at 1:33 pm

IF THE DEFINITION OF CREEPY WHERE CHANGED TO AWSOME MOMMY THEN YES WE ARE ALL CREEPY!!
-MISTY

Misty’s last blog post..BIRTHDAY BASH GIVEAWAY!!

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Ciaran Blumenfeld says:

January 6, 2009 at 1:32 pm

The only thing creepy about you is how you just read my mind with that list. Seriously. How’d you do it? I’ve always wanted to smack that Ruby bunny. I’m like, so creeped out right now!

I’m sure there are Creepy Mommy Blogs out there. But I venture to guess that even if you took the uterus out of the equation, these blogs/writers would still be creepy. They are just creepy people. Don’t blame the kids. The Mommy part is just incidental.

Ciaran Blumenfeld’s last blog post..Pipila Portable Pacifier Sanitizer Saves The Day!

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Trish says:

January 6, 2009 at 11:45 am

“Creepy”? Ummm, I don’t know how you are creepy!

Trish’s last blog post..Weird Keyword Searches

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