One of those “creepy” mommy blogs
That’s us…or how we were referred to on a site. NO, I’m not going to give you the link. The best part is they came to our page looking at our….lets just say, “sexual content related” posts. Or us making fun of it actually. And WE are a creepy mommy blog?
Wait. Are Mommy Blogs CREEPY?
The exact words were “one of those creepy mommy blogs.” That means if you are reading this, your probably creepy too.
Is that saying that all MOMS are creepy? Cause otherwise we would just be a “normal, unmommy” blog and then our opinion would obviously be rated much higher. Now I’m being defined by my decision to spawn? Ok. Got it.
Let me tell you things that creep ME out:
1) The words: Bromance, Brosexual, Chipotle, and Smegma.
2) All the people that type in “little girls in thongs” from my google hits.
3) People who obsess over celebrities as if they are going to marry them one day.
4) Anyone that carries around a “pimp” cup with rhinestones .
5) Every time my cat craps on the floor in the laundry room and it leaves poop smears.
6) The mere thought of changing diapers on a grown man.
7) Ruby from Max And Ruby. She is such a bitch.
8 ) People on twitter that think Twitter didn’t exist before they were there to share their amazing knowledge of networking. But then ignoring when you @ them back.
9) Chin hairs on women.
10) People knocking on my door to sell me home security. Does anyone else feel that its a way to find out if you HAVE home security?
Now step off my Mommy Blog before I send my mommy bloggers to….wait, my daughter could be listening.
~trisha
(ps I am in such a rare mood today. i promise to be back more normal in the a.m.)
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Ruby is terrible isn’t she? My friend and I always talk about what a ***** she is.
“Ruby from Max And Ruby. She is such a bitch”
I love you – you don’t know how many times I have thought that. Shut the hell up Ruby.
Just wait until you hit 40. Those chin hairs might come visiting.
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speaking of Max and Ruby, that is on my TV right now, and your right, she is a bitch!
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LOL creepy.. I’m sure there’s a little creep/freak in all of us.
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IF THE DEFINITION OF CREEPY WHERE CHANGED TO AWSOME MOMMY THEN YES WE ARE ALL CREEPY!!
-MISTY
Misty’s last blog post..BIRTHDAY BASH GIVEAWAY!!
The only thing creepy about you is how you just read my mind with that list. Seriously. How’d you do it? I’ve always wanted to smack that Ruby bunny. I’m like, so creeped out right now!
I’m sure there are Creepy Mommy Blogs out there. But I venture to guess that even if you took the uterus out of the equation, these blogs/writers would still be creepy. They are just creepy people. Don’t blame the kids. The Mommy part is just incidental.
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“Creepy”? Ummm, I don’t know how you are creepy!
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Oh! Maybe I should change the name of my blog to Stacy’s Creepy Random Thoughts!
Morons…Love your list of what you don’t like – it’s nice to know there are others out there that think Ruby is a bitch! Poor Max… 
Thanks so much for the funny this morning…I still like ya, even if you have a ‘Creepy Mommy Blog’! LOL!!!
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you said chipotle and now I want a burrito bowl…OMG…
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If you are creepy.. then I am ..
Wait.. My kids might be reading too. Shhh. ::giggle::
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Yeah, I’ve had to change grown mens diapers. It isn’t worth the crappy pay. But someone has to do it. At least for disabled men, not kinky gross stuff. LOL
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OMG!! I think Ruby is such a bitch too..haaha My mom says Im crazy but that girl is so mean! lol
Finally, someone else who is creeped out by the word “moist”.
Erika @ Chic Shopper Chick wrote:
I have to echo the word “moist” but I would add the word “crotch.” I also can’t handle wet socks but that’s another post all together. I just don’t quite understand how you/we got tagged as creepy. Because we talk about it? Because once you give birth all that stuff just vanishes? I’m so incredibly confused right now!
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Thanks for the laugh- grown men in diapers- the very thought more than creeps me out as well LOL
BTW- will you follow me back on twitter, Trish? (sounds a bit like begging but I swear I’m not LOL) I am not one of “those” listed in #8 and wanted to respond to your Dyson dilemma yesterday.
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Count me in with the other creepy people then I guess – whatever.
Can we start a campaign against Ruby? That’d be funny. I think she’s a bitch too. Am I the only one that wonders where their parents are?
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#10, yes, so they can burglarize your home later. same with those people who want to clean your carpets for free.
ugh, i can’t stand the taste of Chipotle, gag.
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The word “moist” creeps me out.
But I have to admit – I might have a thing for Keith Urban and David Cook. It’s only singers that have this effect on me. Sorry to creep you out, but at least I admit it!
Erika @ Chic Shopper Chick’s last blog post..A few things…
This is the funniest post I’ve read in quite a while. Ruby, cat poop, grown men in diapers. How did you weave that all into one beautiful, hilarious post? I’m cracking up!
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I’m glad I don’t know what some of those are, and I’m sure I’ll be perfectly content to never know. I definitely won’t be going out and googling them because I just might land myself on another “creepy mommy blog.”
WOW, “creepy” and “mom” don’t even go in the same sentence! I recently found your mommy blog and LOVE it! Keep up the good work!
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Bromance makes me shudder. I also worked with a guy who carried around a “pimp” cup with rhinestones. Seriously. He’s wife got it for him for his birthday. Now THAT is creepy.
Geez. It’s not like we were the ones creating the sites. We were just talking about how weird they are. If that’s creepy, then whatever.
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I think I’m going to change the name of my blog to Thoughts of THAT CREEPY mom…
Thoughts from other creepy moms out there?
Amy’s last blog post..Don’t annoy me…or else!
Ruby from Max & Ruby is a bitch! LMAO!!!! Oh I am crying….that was awesome!
Creepy mom bloggers…that’s just silly…I guess we may creep out those who dont have kids??
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Laura wrote:
ugg, the WORD creeps me out. I cant say it. Blech.
What’s wrong with Chipotle? It hardly seems squicky enough to be included with smegma!
Fuck those haters. Mommy Blogs RULE!
Laura’s last blog post..It’s 69 for old people.
Proudly raising my hand as a creepy mommy blogger.
(see: my last blog post title)
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