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I know you miss my Only in Alabama posts, but we haven’t had any terrible and weird Alabama things lately (thankfully?).
Today we went out to the beach to take everyone jetskiing…where we got to hang out with this:


I think it speaks for itself.
~Trisha
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All I could think of was… she had better put on some sunscreen… can you imagine if you boobs got sunburned?
I wonder how much she paid for that suit. I could have put 3″ of fabric on a rubberband. I’d hate to see what he’s wearing.
Ummm why doesn’t she just go top less or put some little stickers on the nips. I mean come on isn’t that thing 5 sizes to small.
Wow. I’m speechless.
Oh My! It looks like that top could snap and take somebody’s eye out!
Ha,ha, ha. that is to funny and just made my whole day start better! I especailly love how she has legs spread just so perfect over the handle bars. Nice!
Is it bad that I’m not that shocked by that image? That’s a fairly normal occurrence where I’m from. Although the guy usually has a gold chain or 4.
Amber wrote:
Fake boobs don’t really weigh anything. LOL
I thought Florida had all kinds of weird indecency laws and that suit would be considered indecent according to the ones I have heard about. LOL
And she may, in fact, be arm candy for the mid life crisis man, but I am fairly sure she is actually a stripper. {It’s the unnatural ridge around the implants that give it away. Strippers usually go for the cheap, quick plastic surgery.}
It’s just my opinion….
WOW. As a large chested woman, I will never understand why any woman would pay for back pain. Ouch! Atleast her suit covers them, though. Even if barely. LOL.
Holy crap! That is funny.
LOL
Awesome.
Flotation devices? More like nipple covers.
I nearly spit out my water. Good gracious. No wonder she’s laying back like that..those things probably weigh her down! She’s all, “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” and the sugardaddy is all, “I’m too old to move! Sorry babe!”