Maybe its because I have lived with my husband for like 13 years. Everything he says or does is something I have seen 1000 times before and the jokes..no matter how hard he tries….are the same as the day before. What can you say that hasn’t been said since we were 15, you know? I’m convinced we are married because its like telekinesis around here. We don’t even have to talk.
I am just waiting for him to get some new material.
So last night I go to pull out a sock and I see little girl socks mixed in with mine. Charlotte’s sitting on my bed and I was teasing her “are these your socks in my drawer! Whose socks are these?” She was giggling, I was giggling.
Dh walks up behind me and puts his arm arms around my waist and says:
“Ill put my sock in your drawer.”
Total WTF moment.
Oh honey. You will never live that line down. In fact, I am thinking that will be your epitaph.
Or maybe I’ll put “Here lies Chris, the coffin in your grave.”
~Trisha
this article is a flashback from MomDot 2010
what is with that?! lol why do husbands do that? mine says dumb stuff too…i think everyone’s does.
My husband says stuff like that all the time! If he can make a sexual innuendo out of it he will. Heck! If he can’t, he will still try.
I’ll say hey, can you get me a glass of water he will say something like I’ll give you some water! or whatever.
Happens all day, every day. I never get a break. Hell he tried to say something like that during labor to me. Labor!!!!
Men…
The other night, I made a comment to my husband something to the effect of “yeah that’s because of the Irish in you” because of some stupid thing he did or said (for the life of me I can’t remember what it was lol). He turns around and says “No that’s the Irish in YOU”. OY another sexual reference from my 38 year old raging hormone husband.
I think it’s in the male DNA to make everything into a sexual innuendo. I think all those scientists that are mapping the human genome need to find that dumbass gene and remove it for the good of the human race.:D
Sorry..I hit submit too soon. LOL
Oh and my husband and I have been together for 21 years. I have heard them all a million times. He still thinks they’re funny, I’m just starting to get annoyed. New material please.
BTW, does Chris roll over and “poke” you in the back while you’re sleeping when he wants some? Mine has been doing that since we were 17 and it’s really gotten old. I had hoped that being almost 40 he would have gotten a new M.O., but sadly, no.
One of these days I am going to reach back and break that damn thing. I need SLEEP, damn it!
I thought only MY husband did that crap. Barry turns EVERYTHING into a sexual reference. “Baby, do you want meat loaf and mashed potatoes for dinner?” … “I’d like to meat loaf your mashed potatoes.” *ugh*
Freakin’ men!
try listening to the same lines for almost 40 years… ( not all married) and up, mine comes up with those same old corny lines with any Q or comment he can fit it in with…
maybe they could swap stories & we’d each get some new entertainment! LOL