quiznosI see this commercial probably 5 times a day around here. It comes on in the day and at night, on a variety of different channels.

“Put it in me, Scott”

“I want you to do something for me”

The whole  sexual innuendo (this is where The Todd says “in your endo”) is honestly too much for a sub commercial. Is this what Charlotte has to grow up with? Products so desperate for attention they throw any sexual overtones on it to try and sell it? I am not turned on. I am not impressed. I am not even interested in purchasing this.

I cant imagine saying to my DH “Honey, you know what sounds good right now? A big meaty torpedo”.

And then he says “You’re right, I was just thinking about putting a 1 foot torpedo in me.”

I’m going to go hurl now.

~Trisha