Yawn……..is it bedtime yet?

I don’t know which way is up today! I went on my bleaching my teeth crusade again last night, which means two Tylenol PMs to get through the pain, and I am out of it. My DH said on the phone with him earlier I was just sort of drunk.

Its 3:21. I took those bad boys at 11pm last night. Talk about a long standing affect.

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Today Charlotte was watching an infomercial on bag savers. DH was in the kitchen making me the best sandwich ever and she says “daddy! You need bag savers!”

Ahh….commercials at their finest.

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My house is now officially on the market. My dad added it to MLS and now we have to keep it in show condition 24/7. I think you could make a reality TV show out of it. 4 cats, a DH, and a daughter does not a pretty house make.

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Its tax free weekend right now. I walked through Target in a daze this morning and managed to spend $100.20  on new clothes for school. Apparently drug induced comas do not affect your wallet.

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The shitty part is that my teeth still hurt.

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I had an online training today for a charity program I start on Monday and they said 3 pm and here I was…calling in….waiting….waiting….nothing….

Yeah, 3pm EASTERN.

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We bought 5 new fish yesterday. 3 neons and 2 mollys. The fish guy told me that the two mollys were a male and a female. I suppose he set that up so they could do it and make new little mollys. I asked him how he could figure that out. He then gave me a 5 minute lesson on fish anatomy. He said “anal cavity” in the fish store.

Yes. I am a juvenile.

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And on that fine note, I shall see you at Friday Night Live. Holla!

~trisha