Chris is annoying me.
He is at my office doors, that are closed btw, whispering “smegma” through the crack in the door. I told him to stop and leave me alone. He said he was trying to get me “involved”. I said whispering smegma through the doors wasn’t the best plan.
Who wins?
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HUH? Scratching my head wondering what the …..
NO CLUE here judging from comments he was trying to do foreplay…HELLO start rubbing the women’s Feet and get her a drink of choice. Then maybe your getting close. Geez Spelling out clues is HARD
As far as I’m concern Trisha Wins.
OK… You win with regard to getting “involved” with anything sexual.
Chris wins with just getting you involved in a discussion.
This whole thing is funny!
We call it smeg in this house and he wins for most creative use of a word.
If schmegma is Chris’ version of foreplay, I can see why you don’t want to have sex. LOL He could at least whisper something that evokes something sexy NOT gross, disgusting & smelly.
You win Trisha. Men are stupid. And horny. LOL
Say what you want, she got involved because she was forced to respond and she wrote this post. Then the rest of the night she updated me on the progress of the vote. Who is the loser now! That’s right, work that psychology, baby. You fell right into my trap!
whatever. You lost. Take it like a man.
Ummm, you. Smegma, totally not the right word to turn anyone on. It gives me a nasty visual and makes me gag.
I am guessing you win, but I totally gotta go google that word to see what it means?! LOL
you will never be the same.
I so agree! It is in a medical dictionary with the best definition!
And it will totally gross you out!!
OK you’re totally gonna win this one, unless he’s gonna offer to take out the garbage in your office or something – thereby actually getting involved! lol
Lol I vote for Trisha winning ha.
LMAO Well ok you win of course, but can we really blame him for trying LOL
He likes that word…a lot.
in our house we call it schmegma.
Yes, I will be totally honest, I was clueless…thank goodness for Professor Google or I would still be clueless.
Hands down, you win.
eww you hands down.
You. Definitely. Whisper back to him something like ‘Vaginal Discharge’
LMFAO!!! I like this idea!
He wins. Smegma tops all…
“a cheese like substance…” (((giggles)))
..He wins just for using that giggly yucky word, LOL!
You forgot the “odiforous” cheese-like substance (from my medical dictionary).
LOL You win. Though my husband pulls stunts like that, I laugh, he laughs…then we are happy!
lol
I’ll admit it, I had no idea what it was but now that I know. You totally win. ick!
Ewww! You totally win!!!!
Ummm no question…how is that even considering anything but repelling?
You took the words right out of my mouth Kim! I’d just like to add – BARF-A-RONI!!!!!!!
Uh gross, you win!