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My Vagina Feels Abused.

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Yesterday I went to the OB/GYN for the first time in 6 years. Ill let that sink in. I haven’t had a pap-smear in 6 years. Shock. Awe. Spare me the lecture. Other than the fact that I absolutely cannot stand someone touching me there, Charlotte’s delivery situation warped me permanently. I received a major [...]

Keep your happiness off me.

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There are things that you should know about me. I am the worlds grumpiest pregnant lady. I make no apologies for it. This is my blog. I don’t want you to tell me that pregnancy is a blessing and I should be happy. That babies are a gift from God. That its all worth it. [...]

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom: 10 pound baby

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No, really. Hottie McHotterson Victoria Secret babe Miranda Kerr, who probably weights about 93 pounds, managed to have a 10 pound baby with her stick thin Legolas (aka Orlando Bloom) on January 7th. 10 pounds? 10? Maybe that’s her punishment for being un-freaking-believable-gorgeous her whole life. Take THAT vagina. If a dr told me I [...]

Im not sad im pregnant, but I’m not happy

I’m having a hard time becoming happy. I should be super happy, thrilled…I mean its a baby, right? Babies are love and joy and …oh, who am I kidding. Babies are work and stress and diapers and another 6 years to get to the point I am now where I have peace in the day [...]

When did you tell your child you were pregnant?

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I am not very pregnant…not very pregnant at all really. In fact my friend Kim is picking on me because everything hurts and I am already sucking on those little God Send Ginger candies and she every day says….already? Hey, I’m sensitive. (for the record the Preggie Pop Drops candies are undeniably tasty) But I [...]

Mariah Carey expecting twins!

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Is it just me or do all celebrities seem to get pregnant with twins!? Nick Cannon announced on his radio show that his wife  Mariah Carey and he are expecting not one, but two little bundles of joy. Nick said that his wife had an ultrasound on Wed and the babies are looking spectacular and [...]

Which one of you thought it was funny

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To put my name on baby lists for free formula and newborn supplies? It keeps showing up in the mail this week. Does someone here know something I dont? Are you my babies daddy? ~Trisha

I am going to take a pregnancy test (update #2)

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[private] Every time I post about Charlotte and her saving stuff for her non-existent brother and sisters and today when I am sick, everyone goes to the safe haven of “your pregnant!”. To stop the voodoo curse of those terrible words (which are just as scary as “pregnant with twin boys” to me), I am [...]

Remember this post I wrote on..

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BIG, HUGE NEWS back in October? I’m starting to get all panicky and freaked out over the mere THOUGHT of getting pregnant again. See, in October, apparently in a delusional moment, I told my DH that suuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrre, we can have another baby, if you wait till BlogHer is over. I didn’t want to travel fat, [...]


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