Well. There are no words. I’m a coke drinker. From a bottle. Not a penis. Although if penis’ came in flavors…Coke would be a good option. I can already hear my DH thinking out how to capitalize on this. ~Trisha P.S. Quiznos secretly celebrating their stealing of and release of unauthorized sprite ad. *kidding*

I see this commercial probably 5 times a day around here. It comes on in the day and at night, on a variety of different channels. “Put it in me, Scott” “I want you to do something for me” The whole  sexual innuendo (this is where The Todd says “in your endo”) is honestly too [...]