I am not sure if I should apologize for this video or not- so I wont.
I will, however, apologize for not wearing a bra.
There.
That’s all you get.
~trisha
Story Time with Charlotte
9 Feb By 19 Comments
Charlotte wanted to read your kids a story.
The book is I Went Walking 
(you will need to click in to see the video)
New Orleans Pictures, last post (Rated NC17-NUDITY)
5 Jan By 24 Comments
There are pictures containing boobs (not of us) in here and the song has some adult language. Don’t watch around your kids unless you have already schooled them on the finer arts of the F word.
Alicia, Brittany, Blondie, this video is dedicated to you. This was much quicker to load then a bajillion pictures. Enjoy.
The boobs are dedicated to all my male visitors who wish they were in new orleans that weekend-including my DH.
~Trisha
New Orleans Video #4
5 Jan By 9 Comments
This is the 2nd half of that completely ridiculous conversation from our New Orleans trip yesterday.
As crazy as all these videos were (and here they are if you missed them or want to rewatch):
and before the rumors start, let me make it clear that the married women did not kiss anyone and the single ladies, while giving a few smooches, were not “making out” or doing anything otherwise “pornrific” if you know what I mean. Alicia DID wear her panties..its just a joke from Blogher that we were teasing her about. In that picture I put the sheep over her skirt, you can see her panties, which is why I covered it. You cant see her girly bits.
Other then some boob flashing, which is totally normal in New Orleans to get beads, there was no nudity, no strip club or sex club visits, and no one came home with anyone, etc.
We were a little “mommies gone New Orleans”, but Brittany and I took complete care of the single mommies and they didn’t leave our sight or get more then 3 feet from us the entire night. That is what friends do.
I am so so proud of Alicia. For a mom going through a divorce, this was a big step for her to get out there again and have a chance to dance and have a good time without worrying about that Douchebag she wasted too many of her years with.
(hey, douchey, if you are reading this, suck my left tit…the one with that little annoying black hair I found on my nipple today. That’s all yours.)
We had a fabulous time and I encourage everyone to let loose, dance, and drink with some of your closest friends on a girls trip once a year till the day you die.
MAKE MEMORIES.
Just don’t let ME have the video camera.
~Trisha
New Orleans Video #3
4 Jan By 25 Comments
Again, like 4am in the morning. This was minutes after everyone finally managed to make it into the hotel room.
This conversation went on for almost 8 minutes. This is just the 1st half. If you are interested, ill play the other half. I am sorry my voice is so bad. I have had a cold for over a week. I lost it at one point completely.
I was a freaking TROOPER with my cold.
This video proceeds the New Orleans #2 video.
Blondie, Alicia, Brittany-forgive me.
New Orleans Video #2 (drunk talk)
4 Jan By 21 Comments
I am going to rate this “R” For Raunchy language. Unless you want your kids to learn the word “F**k”, I suggest not having them around.
This was at 4am.
4am is like a whole new world when you are over 30. The only time someone should be up that late is if they have a newborn.
We had just finally gotten back from a club and as you can see, everyone was tanked and delirious. This is some chat between Blondie and Alicia. It took us like 30 minutes to get them back to the hotel and another 30 to get them to shut up long enough to get to sleep.I had to threaten Alicia with her life. This was after smacking her back about 3 times and throwing a few cups of water on her.
She is relentless as a happy drunk.
As you can see Alicia didn’t quite get her clothes off before she got her PJs on.
Hey, it was a start.
The video that happened BEFORE this is one is the best one, but its very long and I have to edit out Blondies boobs before I can put it up.
New Orleans Video #1 (Rated NC-17)
4 Jan By 14 Comments
This video is from some of our nightly tours around the clubs. No, none of these are strip clubs…they are just dance clubs.
This is why Louisiana was rated as having the happiest people in the U.S.
Now dont you want to come on the next trip?
~Trisha
The video contains nudity.
Twitter Questions..
16 Nov By 16 Comments
Here are some twitter questions Chris and I got last night… He is out of town, so no more couple vlogs for like 2 weeks.
Sucky.
I look a total hot mess here. I had actually taken my time to fix my hair yesterday but by the time we got home from the whole mattress fiasco and all that, I had pulled it up and washed my makeup off and blah.
Sorry. Shield your eyes.
~Trisha
