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Coming soon…me…in lights.

6 Mar By 22 Comments

I. Am. Going. To. Be. In. A. Commercial.

Kinda.

Actually a spot that airs right before an official commercial. Which would still be on TV. Like the pre-commercial commercial.

Anyhoo, last week I got the worlds most random pitch. It was a PR firm asking me if I would call regarding a spokesperson position that would air on TV in 12 markets. It was a firm I had never worked with before so I called over.  I was more curious than anything else. After talking about the account, I was interested, and they requested that I send over some videos.

I figured the deal was done there. Honestly, I have no videos of me not dancing, singing, or generally being a complete idiot in, so that’s what I sent.

With my apologies.

I just got word that the client has approved me and I will tape in under 2 weeks.

Bucket List….scratch.

Up Next? Having a wild affair with Leonardo Dicaprio. Or Zac Efron.

One can’t be too picky about these things.

~Trisha

 

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Puma? Cougar? Call me what you will- I’m still gonna look.

16 Nov By 24 Comments

This weekend we put on the movie 17, Again.

I know my husband threw it on the Netflix because I made a casual mention about Zac Efron being the hottest thing since Leo DiCaprio in Titanic and he thought it would somehow benefit him if he sat through 2 hours of this slightly chick flick movie.

He was wrong.

But it did benefit my dreams, so at least it was good for one of us.

It’s funny because I never pictured myself getting older.

I am 31.5 years old. Yes, the .5 counts.

I am pretty positive my eggs still work and with the exception of the Dr making a mention that I may need hormone therapy, most of my body parts are still in the right spot. And sure, I think the Infiniti registers somewhat as an adult car and the mortgage payment proves I wont be running around at clubs  in a mini dress anymore, but when was it illegal to check out men under the age of…lets say 23….and have it be a bad thing?

No one told me that while my outward appearance would age, my insides would think they were getting younger and younger and my life would become more clear. As a result, I would be more outgoing and more solid in my own self esteem, at least with how I feel in relation to talking to men (unlike in my teen and young adult years), but now its completely illegal and requires ID checks.

In fact, I think a 19 year old held the door for me at Target recently..and called me ma’am.

God is cruel.

Maybe if Disney would stop adding scenes like this to their High School Musical, cutting it out, and releasing it on the Internet, it wouldn’t be so damn difficult to look away:

Zac Efron Shirtless

Keep a shirt on this kid….. Or don’t.

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I mean seriously, did guys LOOK like this in high school?

No wonder everyone loses their virginity.

I’m off to dye my gray hairs now. Sigh.

~trisha

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I am going to hell.

1 May By 16 Comments

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We had a nice day today…any day that consists of not having to watch for your child tends to be a nice day. Charlotte went to grandpas and DH and I headed out to the beach to have some lunch, check out the eyecandy-hot-college-guy-volleyball tournament (oh, wait, that part was just me) and then we spent the next 5 hours shopping for swimsuits.

On a sidenote, Victoria’s Secret sells swimsuits in their store now and they are AFFORDABLE. I know, it thought impossible too, but I went everywhere and they were not only the most decently priced ones, but several actually looked, dare I say, decent on me.

Fast forward to the outlets. We walk by the movies. I realize we have no child.

Brilliant thought: Let’s go to the movies.

We head over to the movies and the movie schedule is something like: Obsessed, Hannah Montana, Wolverine, blah, blah, other scary movies and action I don’t care about.

Then I see it. 17….again.

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I know its pathetic but I really wanted to see this movie. I turn to DH.

Me: Lets go see 17…again

DH: No.

Me: Oh, come on, its Zac Efron. I bet its cute.

DH: NO.

Me: Its just a “Lyndsey Lohan” type movie, its going to be good.

DH: I want to see it….on rental.

Me: You go see Wolverine and Ill go see 17…Again.

Dh(slight pout): We won’t be together.

Me: Its not about being together. Its about going to a movie without Charlotte.

Me: Fine, never mind, lets leave.

(me walking off)

Dh: No, let’s go see it.

Me: No, its fine, lets go.

DH: I want to see it. Lets see it.

(me walking back -sucker)

We go in, get some disgusting theatre food that costs us $12 and head into the theatre. Movie Starts.

5 minutes into the movie.

Me: Zac Efron is hot.

DH: He is no Ryan Reynolds.

Movie Ends.

Me: Zac is totally my alternate.

DH looks at me. Slight eyebrow raise.

Me: What! He is legal! He is 21 years old. Come on, we both know I like young guys.

Me: Coming from someone that added Hermione on the list……..

DH: I’m going to the bathroom.

Such a romantic night.

~Trisha

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