What? what? New Zodiac signs?

I have spent my entire life a “Gemini” and now they tell me I’m a Taurus. Not just that, but there is a new red-headed step child of the zodiac family that is being introduced- Ophiuchus.

Huh?

Identity crisis’ abound everywhere (especially on twitter) as all of us schizophrenic personalities that were once thought of as twins, scramble for an excuse to be bi-polar.

I guess now I can pick the horoscope that I like the best in the morning.

New Zodiac Signs List

Capricorn – Jan 20 to Feb 16
Aquarius – Feb 16 to Mar 11
Pisces – Mar 11 to Apr 18
Aries – Apr 18 to May 13
Taurus – May 13 to Jun 21
Gemini – Jun 21 to Jul 20
Cancer – Jul 20 to Aug 10
Leo – Aug 10 to Sep 16
Virgo – Sep 16 to Oct 30
Libra – Oct 30 to Nov 23
Scorpius – Nov 23 to Nov 29
Ophiuchus – Nov 29 to Dec 17
Sagittarius – Dec 17 to Jan 20

So did you inherit the weird sign that no longer carries a horoscope?