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Tales of the Turd (Vlog)

I am not sure if I should apologize for this video or not- so I wont.

I will, however, apologize for not wearing a bra.

There.

That’s all you get.

~trisha

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Comments

  1. We have those stupid low-flow toilets and my kids always leave poop sitting on the dry part of the bowl. And then another kid (I have 6) will come along and poop right on top of it. Before long we have a turd mountain. It’s pretty sick.

  2. Kelly W says:

    that was just too funny.

  3. It must be a guy thing, because my husband thinks this story is hilarious!! :P

  4. Cat says:

    OMG I just laughed so hard my cheeks are burning.

    All I’m going to say is THANK YOU for NOT taking a picture.

  5. Firefly says:

    OMG guys LMAO…oh that chocolate glazed donut must of been something LOL ;)

  6. Wow, not the kind of story I was hoping to hear this morning. Made me laugh though you 2 are awesome! Hope you have a great day Trisha

  7. Candace says:

    OMG I have tears from laughing so hard LOL

  8. DUDE, I heard that shit can pass through 10 pieces of toilet paper!! Tell turd boy that!!! :)

    Also, my husband has the smallest bladder in the world. OMG it makes me so mad sometimes that he has to go more than the kids.

  9. Amanda says:

    OMG, funniest thing I’ve heard today. Ironic too since my 3yo has a virus and all I’ve been doing is cleaning up poopy diapers and their blowouts. I’m so thankful he’s not fully potty trained yet. I’ve worked in restaurants where I’ve had to clean the bathrooms, and hands down I’d rather clean the men’s room over the women’s room. Women are the most disgusting creatures ever in public bathrooms.

  10. Liz says:

    That was hilarious and disgusting. ROFL!

    It was Augusten. The story is that he was living with a psychiatrist who used to gather the family around the toilet after he pooped. And he would analyze it. Kind of hard to forget that.

  11. Michelle says:

    your blog always rocks.. even when it is talking about poo!

    When my son started working at the local grocery store one of his jobs was to clean the bathrooms.. every hour… and he had horror stories to tell… which lead to some online searches… He claimed the womens bathroom was ALWAYS a lot grosser… which from searching the net seems to be true… if one googles “bathroom surveys”.. there have been way too many of them done.

  12. Chris says:

    I was simply doing my civic duty. People are so nasty in bathrooms just to be nasty. Noone picks up after temselves at all becuase they think “Oh someone else will do it”. If you ar ethat person reading this, “Take Care of your Own Shit”

  13. See, this is why I HATE using public restrooms. YUCK!

    Although, after sitting here and listening to the whole story, I realize I have never laughed so hard in my life.

  14. Victoria says:

    Omigod. You two are outrageous. This makes me think of an Augusten Burroughs (*I think it was him? maybe David Sedaris?) story about a similar topic while visiting at someone’s house…

  15. mmj says:

    OMG. You guys just ain’t right!

  16. Oh wow, I don’t think I’ll be eating any chocolate glazed donuts for awhile lol. I’ve seen some nasty bathrooms but I can’t say that I’ve ever helped out a turd like Chris!!

  17. Kim says:

    I lost it at corn pieces…

    I can’t believe he did that! I would have left and found another bathroom.

    I can’t look at Chris’s hands anymore…LOL

  18. nicóle says:

    I think we all have stories like those! GAK!

  19. Matt says:

    LOL. That’s so funny and disgusting at the same time! Oh, and Trisha, you looked great as always! No apologies needed!

  20. Cheryl says:

    Omg, this is was hilarious. What a great way to wake up. haha!!!

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