Hello Gossip Girls, thanks for joining me for the Tuesday Gossip Roundup, where I catch you up on the week’s gossip in review.  I’m Erika, your weekly gossip maven.  Let’s get to it, shall we?

Angelina Jolie has two new additions to her arm-of-fame.  Jolie has the longitude and latitude coordinates of the birthplace of each of her children tattooed on her left arm, and she was recently spotted showing off some new ink.  The new tattoos are indeed the coordinates of Nice, France – the birthplace of twins Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt (not to mention my ultimate favorite place in the world).  Above those coordinates are the ones for Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Pax.  It seems that Angie’s ultimate goal is to have coordinates tattooed all the way down to her wrist.

In other Jolie-Pitt news, Brad Pitt was recently spotted riding a bike through New Orleans, while carrying a Barack Obama binder.  I am coining a new term for this look, and it’s “Obama’s Witness”.  Seriously, if I saw him biking up my driveway I would totally pretend that I wasn’t home.

Miley Cyrus celebrated her sweet 16 a month early with a “private” bash at Disneyland California for her friends and fans who were willing to pay TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS to wish her a Happy Birthday.  The word is that Miley wanted to celebrate early because she didn’t want all of the Disney Christmas decorations to be distracting.  Here is what I want to know.  The girl is only 15?  Hasn’t she been 15 for like, 3 years now?

Gwen Stefani recently took time out of her schedule to make moms everywhere jealous by flaunting her fantastic “I-just-had-a-baby-and-apparently-a-tummy-tuck” body for all to see.  I mean, seriously, she was pretty big, so I just want to give her kudos for looking so great and ask for the name of her plastic surgeon.

Nicole Kidman recently told Elle magazine that she has a “profound” and “more evolved” love for her country-crooning husband Keith Urban than she ever thought possible.  Hrm.  I didn’t realize that Nicole and I had that much in common, but it seems we do.  My profound love for Keith Urban involves freaking out because he stood next to me at his concert and sang “You Look Good In My Shirt.”  Too bad I spent the whole song wondering if I would be kicked out if I touched his bum.    Don’t worry, I didn’t chance it, but don’t act like you wouldn’t have considered it too.

David Duchovny has been released from rehab after two months of being treated for sex addiction.  This was confirmed by his rep, who also shared that he will be filming a new movie soon.  Duchovny is the husband of Tea Leoni and is the father of two children.  Anyone else find it hard to believe that a sex addict only has two kids?  In all seriousness, we’re glad to hear that David got the treatment he needed and hope he can now move on with his life.

Isn’t it nice to know that even though our economy may be in ruin and we have a major election looming ahead that we can always, always, always rely on Victoria Beckham to look absolutely ridiculous?  Here she is taking her sons Romeo and Brooklyn to Build-A-Bear in the mall on Sunday.  Gotta love the gigantic heels — perfect for a family outing.

Well Gossip Fiends, that’s the roundup for this week.  I’ll be back next week with even more celeb news for you.  Be sure to stay tuned.

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