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Thu, Jul 9 2009 |81 views| Published in All About Me

Top 10 things NOT to do at BlogHer

By: Trisha-admin

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1) Under no circumstances should you wear your The Bomb Mom t-shirt to the airport and try to get on the airplane. You may end up in the Federal office and  going to BlogHer in 2020 if that happens.

2) Under no circumstances should you collect drink tickets from everyone that doesn’t want theirs at the Mom Central party-and then use them all.

3) Do not..and I repeat, do put “Hug The Bloggess” on your scavenger hunt sheet and pass out to 30 women at dinner and give them 100 points for this challenge…..oh ……..wait……..

4) Do not wear “Dooce is my BFF” on a homemade shirt of puffy paint. With little hearts. And Rhinestones.

5) Do not get a tattoo that says “Blogger” on it cause all your friends are. No, I don’t care what they say. It wont look good when your 80.

6) Do not ask Janice from 5M4M to sit in your room and watch TV with you because your “lonely” and afraid to “socialize” and since she is Canadian, you thought she would understand.

7) Do not throw fits at the hotel for not getting your way and threaten to blog about them when you get home.

8 ) Do not get a HANGOVER and then do a live update for MomTv.

9) Do not video tape your fellow bloggers with hangovers, dancing with people not their spouses, or in other precarious “non-mommylike” situations and then publish on youtube, twitter, viddler and their blog. It may be funny, but its not nice.

10) Do not remind the NON mommy bloggers that mommy bloggers rule the net. Of course they already realize that. The swag tipped them off.

11) *Bonus* DO NOT crash the Disney party (m. i. c. k. e. Y. wont you pick me) and ask them what the FUCK is up. They dont like that word. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Can’t nobody hold me downnnnnn, oh no, I gots to keep on movin’.

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Trisha Haas is the head of MomDot; a sometimes controversial (but always fun!) mom blogger community. Trisha has a beautiful daughter, Charlotte and an often crazy (but lovable) husband named Chris. Her family encourages and inspires her to blog in this personal and professional online dialogue. You can follow Trisha on twitter @MomDotRocks.
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