Top 20 reasons you Need “Bloggers Anonymous” Award

You may need Bloggers Anonymous if you

1)You start referring to your blogging buddies in conversations with your RL friends and assume they know who you are talking about “Oh, let me tell you what Tena said today” “Kim did the funniest thing”

2)You tweet, kirtsy, stumble upon, digg, plurk, myspace, ning, and facebook all day long….and still have time to set your posts

3)You stalk your stats more then once a day

4)You get excited when 2 people comment on a post and if more then 5 do, you start to hyperventilate

5)You play more then one MEME a week

6)You have more then 3 blogs…one for reviews, one for family, and one to talk about your family (and they dont know about it)

7)Your a closet blog hater with the “big” bloggers

8 )You have ever talked to a blogger on the phone-that you have never met

9) You are already planning your vacation to BlogHer 10

10)You are secretly happy when something dramatic happens during the day so you can blog it

11)You know where all the major graphic sites are online (istockphoto)

12)You have figured out enough HTML to add a blog banner to your page and damn, are you proud

13)You have given advice to ANOTHER blogger on how to blog

14)You think statements like “Blog You” (or flock you!) are funny

15)You break out in hives if you have to change hosters

16)When one of your kids has broken into your makeup/fridge/cabinet/underwear drawer, instead of removing them from the situation, you grab the camera to document it for your blog

17)You get excited when someone links your blog on their blogroll

18)You celebrate your “blogoversary”

19)You get more then 2 packages a week in the mail and your child is starting to think the post man is Santa Claus

20)Instead of buying a new product, you ask for a “review” from the company

If you qualify for more then 10 of these, you can take our Bloggers Anonymous award. Feel free to grab our post and use it on your page, as long as you give us credit back. We also encourage you to pick 5 bloggers and award them…you know who your addicted buddies are!

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Feel free to leave your own “You may need bloggers anonymous if” reasons in the comments!


  1. says

    OH! This is stinkin’ hilarious and a little pitiful! How did you know I just email the company and ask to review instead of paying for it?! LOL You are sooo right. My kids thinks the UPS Guy, Fed Ex guy, and Mail man are Santa Claus

    You know you’re a blogger when your husband asks, “Hey, what’s going on in Blog World today?”

    You know you’re a blogger when starting dreaming about an HTML error that screwed up your blog overnight.

    You know you’re a blogger when you’re waking up at 5:00 am in order to get posts, networking, and PR emails in before the kids wake.

    You know you’re a blogger when you keep your laptop on the kitchen counter to watch your Feedjit and emails that come in while you’re cooking.

    You know you’re a blogger when the UPS truck drives by the house and your child says, “Hey! They missed our house, Mom! Why didn’t they stop?” lol

  2. says

    Yuppers, I am in need of this award on my site! Hate to admit that I am still very lost when it comes to making headers and such, but that is what all the wonderful bloggers out there are for!!!

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