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The Top 25 Most Annoying Bloggers

June 4, 2011 by · 77 Comments

Top 25 Most Annoying Bloggers

Now you didn’t come here thinking I was really going to list 25 annoying bloggers by name, right?

Cause I would never do that.

(Well, probably not.)

Honestly, this started out as an article for the top 10 most annoying blogger types, but after asking around I found out that there are away more then ten. In fact, I had to narrow it down to only 25.

Apparently a lot of people bug…a lot of other people.

Without further ado, in no particular order, here are the top 25 most annoying blogger types on the net according to bloggers (don’t shoot the messenger) :


1) The Perfectionist: This person blogs about how rosy their life is from the perfect husband, the perfect children and nothing ever goes wrong in their lives. They can suck an egg. And choke on it.

~Cat, Three Kids and Us

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2) The Copy Cat: The person who can’t come up with original content, so they go around and copy off of others. Sometimes they even copy the pictures in the posts…with the other bloggers children in them. “They are my kids, I swear!”

~Trisha, Sweet N Sassy Girls

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3) The naturalist: Everything natural, all the time.  Really?  Do you know how ungreen computers are??

~Kate,  MomTrend

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4) The Apologetic: Bloggers who apologize for not posting rather than just writing a post about something interesting. “I am so sorry I havent been around, I have been busy, I should blog more.” Put up a REAL post already!

~Kim, Accidental Mommies

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5) The Get a Life Blogger. The person that has to blog about running out of toilet paper and how often a day they change the toilet paper. Obviously they need to GET A LIFE. Or join twitter.

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6) The Nit Picker: Bloggers who spout off about ridiculous things (like that one who wanted to blackmail the crocs guy) that pissed them off.  “So and so company didn’t return my email”. Who cares you whiny baby!  Everyone should hate them!!

~ Heather, Maternal Spark

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7) The Editorial: The blogger who has more ads and links on their blog than actual content.

~ Lee My Sentiment Lee

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8 ) The Dreamer - This person has heard of $400,000 paychecks, starts a me-too blog without forethought, and then complains when posts about cat litter doesn’t lead to instant millions.

~ Greg,  Telling Dad

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9) The Badger: The Blogger who has like 82 badges of all the “ning”s they belong to. Blogger bragging is so not cool.

~Stacey, Root, Tree, and Twig

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10) The Capitalistic Blogger: The blogger that tries to attach themselves to something your blog is doing in hopes to traffic monger off of your site

~  MomDot

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11) The Keepin’ Up With the Jones‘-er – The one who blogs and whines and cries about all the crap everyone else has that she doesn’t, to include all the trips and such everyone else gets, who LITERALLY says in her “about me” section: “This blog is to get free crap and go on fancy trips. It’s time I get mine.”

~ Lisa, Crazy Adventures in Parenting

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12) The Gusher Blogger: I loooove all the products I review,  I use “absolutely adorable” or “awesome” to describe everything and give myself bonus points when I use “awesome” 14 times in one review. Awesome!

~ Fiesty, Frugal, and Fabulous
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13) The Sh*t Stirrer: Stirring Sh*t up because they have nothing to say! This blogger may be a Keepin Up with the Joneses or Capitalistic in disguise.

~ Kate, MomTrend

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14) The Booker- A blog with 2000 word – page long posts and no pictures. Have you tried to read what you wrote? My eyes would fall out of their sockets if I had to read that computer screen for the next 2 hours.

~Kori, Hair for my Princess
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15) The addicted – overachiever blogger…they have about 500 sites and just can’t say no to a new project. This generally means that thier kids are starving, their house is a mess, and they have candy wrappers laying next to their keyboard.

~ Sarah, Ohana Mama
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16) The Do as I say, not as I do blogger: The blogger that can spout “rules” and regulations that everyone else should be adhering to all day long, but when called out about doing it herself, says she doesn’t have to.

~ Shan, Last Shreds of Sanity
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17) Tabloid Lite-The blogger who copy and pastes all the news of the absurd that you’d find in the weekly world news, in touch, star, enquirer, etc.  They never have real content, it’s just the clips from other places.

~ Suzanne Sez
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18) The Sheep: This person blogs on the coat tails of others. Any time a hot topic is written, they blog about the same thing just to fill their void and attempt to create the content that they lack.

~ Cat, 3 Kids and Us
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19) The Drive By blogger: They keep up their blog really well for a week or so then gone, then re-appear a few weeks later to repeat the cycle.

~Lisa, Is it Monday Already
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20) The Beggar: the blogger/s that have every post a sob story about how broke they are, following up with a paypal donate button and various other ways to help. They are always selling useless things with a sad sad story attached.

~ Eve, Confessions of a Housewife
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21) The Cryptogram Blogger: Cryptic blogging.  When a blogger talks around a subject, complaining about someone, leaves out names, and expects you to give a crap.

~ Kori, Hair for my Princess
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22) The Tech_no blogger: The blogger who thinks they know everything about technology, uses tech jargon three sentences long, but in reality they can’t figure out how to plug in a toaster.

~ A Happy Hippy Mom

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23) The Creepster: The blogger that follows you around everywhere on the blogosphere & twitter, posts on your posts even though they think they are anonymous.

~ Tanya, Mommy Goggles
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24)The “Attention Whore Commenter“: The one who faithfully comments on your site to get visitors until she is established and then never returns to your blog again.

~ Mandy, Mommy Cracked
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25) The Munchhausen Blogger – This person only blogs about everything that has gone wrong in their life from baby daddy drama to constant illness. In fact, they get excited if they end up with a strange disease because its blog fodder for days.

~ Cat 3 Kids and Us

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Did we miss one?

~Trisha

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Comments

  1. Ellen Christian says:
    June 20, 2011 at 8:12 am

    Great list. I needed a giggle this morning!

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  2. MelissaMae says:
    June 12, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    I often feel like a failure because I am not a good enough blogger when i compare my self to others. I have just learned there is no need to compare and I blog because I like to write. But the top 25 list is awesome! thank you.

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  3. Jill says:
    June 11, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    I think I’ve done #24 ……but not on purpose…. swear!!! there’s so many great pages out there, it’s hard to follow them all daily. Not saying I expect tons of comments on my page just cuz I visited a page once… blogging is give and take – if ya don’t give, well…”buh-bye” right?

    I think I religiously follow only about 5-6 bloggers (we’ve become sorta virtual buds, too)……and try to check out the other bloggers on my “blog roll” once a month or so – catch up and go back to my life.

    I like to find new people :) always an interesting read around the next corner.

    I was such a complainer on my blog today…did NOT name names either. Do people really want to hear how much I hate my sister-in-law? I hear that story all day long, LOL… so I just generalized it.

    Actually wrote a few posts about her…yeah, i was one of those for a while – overcoming my anger, “its not my bag” …”philosophy of the hangnail” …. great reads if ya ask me, LOTS of pictures!! haha!!

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  4. Lesley says:
    June 9, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    I laughed my ass off at #3. I actually met a chick who said that her computer was environmentally friendly because it was green. Like, the monitor was green.
    Yeah.

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  5. Maria says:
    June 9, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    Hee hee. Awesome. I can’t think of any you left out!

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  6. Marie says:
    June 9, 2011 at 2:12 am

    I was laughing …until #12. Ack! I do believe that is me!!! So far I’ve loved just about everything I’ve reviewed, and say so! I say awesome, totally, cute, adorable, really… etc. a lot! I use exclamation points everywhere. Everyone I’ve ever talked to on the phone says I write exactly how I talk…except on my blog I don’t go on too many rabbit trails…. and my posts aren’t two hours long….and you can’t hear me snort when I laugh. Love the list. I like #5 bloggers. I read a post on a blog last year about house keys, it was so cleverly done, I laughed my head off.
    She also talked about toast once. I love minutiae.
    I would like to add one though.
    #26 The obscene blogger a.k.a Howard Stern Wannabe blogger
    The blogger who tries to use shock value and thinks cuss words are adjectives. Tries so hard to be edgy they don’t realize that they are actually kind of gross. And when you use the fword so often, it just makes you sound kind of pitiful. I hate getting blindsided by those when I am hopping through blogland.*shudder*

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  7. Aubrey says:
    June 8, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    This is hilarious….I wonder which one I am :)

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  8. Brandy says:
    June 7, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Here is one that I can’t stand. This may fall into another category already posted.

    The freebie blogger- start a blog only to get free items, never write anything about there personal life just brag about what they received free. Attends events and never writes about them or gives a 1 line summary. Complains when they don’t get invited to an event.

    I’ve seen that a lot lately.

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  9. Larissa says:
    June 6, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    LOL!!! So funny!! Will read again and classify myself.

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  10. Annie @ Mama Dweeb says:
    June 6, 2011 at 9:56 am

    Ok, I need my coffee!! I had to read the post twice cause at first I thought you were calling these bloggers those names – like Greg at Telling Dad was a dreamer blogger! OMG it was super funny when the lightbulb went off and it dawned on me these bloggers CREATED the list. *facepalm*

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  11. Lorie Shewbridge says:
    June 5, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    Loved this list… I think I may have fallen into one or two of the categories at one time.

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  12. Kristen @ MamaBytes says:
    June 5, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Loved the list!! Unfortunately I’m an apologetic blogger lately, but I think you covered just about everything I could think of!!!

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  13. Tricia says:
    June 5, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    Lol NOW that’s the content that I love you for!!! Thanks for the laugh

    Reply
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