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The Top 25 Most Annoying Bloggers

June 4, 2011 By 78 Comments

Top 25 Most Annoying Bloggers

Now you didn’t come here thinking I was really going to list 25 annoying bloggers by name, right?

Cause I would never do that.

(Well, probably not.)

Honestly, this started out as an article for the top 10 most annoying blogger types, but after asking around I found out that there are away more then ten. In fact, I had to narrow it down to only 25.

Apparently a lot of people bug…a lot of other people.

Without further ado, in no particular order, here are the top 25 most annoying blogger types on the net according to bloggers (don’t shoot the messenger) :


1) The Perfectionist: This person blogs about how rosy their life is from the perfect husband, the perfect children and nothing ever goes wrong in their lives. They can suck an egg. And choke on it.

~Cat, Three Kids and Us

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2) The Copy Cat: The person who can’t come up with original content, so they go around and copy off of others. Sometimes they even copy the pictures in the posts…with the other bloggers children in them. “They are my kids, I swear!”

~Trisha, Sweet N Sassy Girls

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3) The naturalist: Everything natural, all the time.  Really?  Do you know how ungreen computers are??

~Kate,  MomTrend

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4) The Apologetic: Bloggers who apologize for not posting rather than just writing a post about something interesting. “I am so sorry I havent been around, I have been busy, I should blog more.” Put up a REAL post already!

~Kim, Accidental Mommies

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5) The Get a Life Blogger. The person that has to blog about running out of toilet paper and how often a day they change the toilet paper. Obviously they need to GET A LIFE. Or join twitter.

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6) The Nit Picker: Bloggers who spout off about ridiculous things (like that one who wanted to blackmail the crocs guy) that pissed them off.  “So and so company didn’t return my email”. Who cares you whiny baby!  Everyone should hate them!!

~ Heather, Maternal Spark

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7) The Editorial: The blogger who has more ads and links on their blog than actual content.

~ Lee My Sentiment Lee

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8 ) The Dreamer - This person has heard of $400,000 paychecks, starts a me-too blog without forethought, and then complains when posts about cat litter doesn’t lead to instant millions.

~ Greg,  Telling Dad

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9) The Badger: The Blogger who has like 82 badges of all the “ning”s they belong to. Blogger bragging is so not cool.

~Stacey, Root, Tree, and Twig

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10) The Capitalistic Blogger: The blogger that tries to attach themselves to something your blog is doing in hopes to traffic monger off of your site

~  MomDot

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11) The Keepin’ Up With the Jones‘-er – The one who blogs and whines and cries about all the crap everyone else has that she doesn’t, to include all the trips and such everyone else gets, who LITERALLY says in her “about me” section: “This blog is to get free crap and go on fancy trips. It’s time I get mine.”

~ Lisa, Crazy Adventures in Parenting

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12) The Gusher Blogger: I loooove all the products I review,  I use “absolutely adorable” or “awesome” to describe everything and give myself bonus points when I use “awesome” 14 times in one review. Awesome!

~ Fiesty, Frugal, and Fabulous
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13) The Sh*t Stirrer: Stirring Sh*t up because they have nothing to say! This blogger may be a Keepin Up with the Joneses or Capitalistic in disguise.

~ Kate, MomTrend

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14) The Booker- A blog with 2000 word – page long posts and no pictures. Have you tried to read what you wrote? My eyes would fall out of their sockets if I had to read that computer screen for the next 2 hours.

~Kori, Hair for my Princess
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15) The addicted – overachiever blogger…they have about 500 sites and just can’t say no to a new project. This generally means that thier kids are starving, their house is a mess, and they have candy wrappers laying next to their keyboard.

~ Sarah, Ohana Mama
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16) The Do as I say, not as I do blogger: The blogger that can spout “rules” and regulations that everyone else should be adhering to all day long, but when called out about doing it herself, says she doesn’t have to.

~ Shan, Last Shreds of Sanity
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17) Tabloid Lite-The blogger who copy and pastes all the news of the absurd that you’d find in the weekly world news, in touch, star, enquirer, etc.  They never have real content, it’s just the clips from other places.

~ Suzanne Sez
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18) The Sheep: This person blogs on the coat tails of others. Any time a hot topic is written, they blog about the same thing just to fill their void and attempt to create the content that they lack.

~ Cat, 3 Kids and Us
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19) The Drive By blogger: They keep up their blog really well for a week or so then gone, then re-appear a few weeks later to repeat the cycle.

~Lisa, Is it Monday Already
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20) The Beggar: the blogger/s that have every post a sob story about how broke they are, following up with a paypal donate button and various other ways to help. They are always selling useless things with a sad sad story attached.

~ Eve, Confessions of a Housewife
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21) The Cryptogram Blogger: Cryptic blogging.  When a blogger talks around a subject, complaining about someone, leaves out names, and expects you to give a crap.

~ Kori, Hair for my Princess
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22) The Tech_no blogger: The blogger who thinks they know everything about technology, uses tech jargon three sentences long, but in reality they can’t figure out how to plug in a toaster.

~ A Happy Hippy Mom

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23) The Creepster: The blogger that follows you around everywhere on the blogosphere & twitter, posts on your posts even though they think they are anonymous.

~ Tanya, Mommy Goggles
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24)The “Attention Whore Commenter“: The one who faithfully comments on your site to get visitors until she is established and then never returns to your blog again.

~ Mandy, Mommy Cracked
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25) The Munchhausen Blogger – This person only blogs about everything that has gone wrong in their life from baby daddy drama to constant illness. In fact, they get excited if they end up with a strange disease because its blog fodder for days.

~ Cat 3 Kids and Us

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Did we miss one?

~Trisha

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Comments

  1. Faythe @ GrammyMouseTails says:
    June 5, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    I am so sorry… I’m guilty….
    Hey, wait! you didn’t name, names…
    what the heck am I apologizing for???
    Never mind…. LOL…

    Reply
  2. Jenn says:
    June 5, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Maybe I shouldn’t say awesome so much. That would be awesome.

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  3. Audrey van Petegem says:
    June 5, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    You forgot one….The Giveaway Abuser – Having one mandatory way to comment and 500 other ways to leave a comment, get extra bonus points and don’t forget to come back tomorrow and tweet it again! making it look like 50,000 people have entered their giveaway.

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  4. Melissa R says:
    June 5, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    LOL!! TOO FUNNY!!

    Reply
  5. Deborah says:
    June 5, 2011 at 4:55 am

    Hilarious. I can’t stop laughing.

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  6. Barbara Platt says:
    June 5, 2011 at 2:42 am

    Very funny and good read.
    I have to read it again, after I tell my readers how sweet my life is, apologize for not posting, search for something to copy to post, find something meaningless to post, add a few links and ads on my blog, try to figure out where all my checks are, add some nings to my collection, rewrite my profile so I can get some free stuff, get some rag sheets to gripe about, find a way to sell my soul for cash, play hide and seek with my fav bloggers, leave a few comments so I can get established, then complain about everything I just did.

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  7. Mommy Cracked says:
    June 4, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    LMAO! That was funny reading all over again!

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  8. Karen says:
    June 4, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    ok, ok, I’ll try to do better! ;)

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  9. nichol says:
    June 4, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    This post rocks…and I know many bloggers who fall in these categories!

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  10. Katie says:
    June 4, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    this post is AWESOME! and ADORABLE! Man, I need to copy this and put up a PayPal link since I am SO BROKE! :)

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  11. Kelly says:
    June 4, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    This cracks me up! I had to admit when I was reading this I thought you were going to name names. This is definitely going to keep me accountable.

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  12. Tanya @ Mommy Goggles says:
    June 4, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Thanks to Greg… He just reminded me to order some more scoop free litter refills.
    The Creepster could fall in to so many sub categories as well. Oy!

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  13. Kathleen says:
    June 4, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    I use awesome and absolutely adorable too, but not that many times in one review and I usually try to mention a few things that are not so desirable about a product if there are any. Hmm, I guess I can’t use those words anymore.

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  14. Maggie says:
    June 4, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    Thanks for mentioning this post as I’d never seen it before! A really creative way to approach the do’s and don’ts of blogging! Thanks!

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  15. Sisterlisa says:
    November 25, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Now that’s a creative way to teach the how to’s and how not to’s of blogging. ;) But the one about not returning to the blog for a long time. I feel like part of that may be me. I may find a blog and read several posts and enjoy it, leave comments, then not be back for a while just simply due to being busy. But this is why I love Twitter, when I see you tweet an update I come back. I wish there was more time for reading blogs. A friend of mine is trying this sleep experiment where you only sleep 20 minutes every four hours. Around the clock. I don’t know how she does it, but my thought was, “Wow I could get a lot of blogging done, and housework, if I did that.” :P

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  16. Karen @ If I Could Escape says:
    November 25, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Oh, how did I miss this? Great post!!

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  17. Kristen says:
    September 19, 2009 at 9:05 am

    This is too funny. I think this covers a lot of the blogosphere…myself included. I’m not guilty of the horrible stuff but I am a “gusher” blogger lol. I probably do use “awesome” way too many times, but when I do it’s because it’s actually awesome…not because I just want to sound good and make the product look good.

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  18. Ashey says:
    August 31, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Too funny! Thanks for the laughs.

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  19. Monkey's Momma says:
    August 28, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Dang, “Awesome” is one of my favorite words! Did we cover the “It’s All About Me, Me, Me” blogger? or the “I Am So Damn Important That I Can Turn Off My comments Because I really Don’t Care What You Have To Say” blogger?

    Great list!

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  20. Firefly says:
    August 25, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    LOL now lets see how many am I :D

    Reply
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