On the rare occasion that I actually leave my house, my mind always races. Probably because of the over stimulation of fresh air and sunlight.
So yesterday when I was forced to go get charlotte from school, I spent the entire card ride thinking about ugly, yet hot, men.
You know…guys that you ordinarily wouldn’t look at if they walked by you in the street, (in fact you may cross the street in avoidance) but slap some talent on them and you look past it all and their Hot Value goes up?
I think this only happens for women, because I generally don’t see men fawning over Amy Whinehouse because she has a hit song out, kwim?
Here are my ugly hot crushes:
AJ McClean of the BSB. He looks homeless. And has a receding hairline. Then he sings. Panty drop!
Christopher Walken: This guy EXUDES cool and suave. Have you seen him in the Fat boy Slim video? Isnt he like 75? Doesnt matter. HOT.
Kevin Spacey: OK, he isnt ugly. But he isnt your typical Hollywood crush. He has the sexiest voice ever. Dont ask me why. He is on my list.
Im starting to think I have a secret receeding hairline crush that even I dont know about.
What are your unlikely male celebrity crushes? If anyone says Steven Tyler I’m going to throw up in my mouth a little. Not even I can go that far.
~Trisha
I agree with AJ but I also view Justin Timberlake in this way. I just dont think he is a Brad Pitt but throw in the voice and he moves up a few notches. Jack Nicholsen would be on my list too.
Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October does it for me. But only because I would really love to sit down and pick his brain-plus he’s in a rock band!
Sam Elliott for me. But I have to agree that Christopher Walken is creepy. I’ve only ever seen him in creepy roles though.
Oh I would have to go with Nicolas Cage and some Sean Sean Connery
WHAT?! Nick Cage is TOTALLY hot, no matter how you look at him! LOL! I <3 Him
My heart skips a beat when I see me some Robert Deniro or Andersoon Cooper. Older men can be hot!
Kas
Christopher Walken in the scariest man alive!!!!!!!!!! Creepy, creepy, creepy!
Oh and Christopher Walken is just CREEPY. Not so hot for me.
those are big words for someone listing ed harris.
Stef and I can fight over Ed Harris!
Another vote for Ed Harris.
Kevin Spacey comes across as someone you want to get to know.
Hmmm…Kevin Spacey is kinda cute. I’ll have to give this one some thought.
You’re too funny. My unlikely male celebrity crush is Tom Hanks. My husband hates when I say that, but it’s true. As a kid I was always drawn to his movies (Splash was my ultimate favorite for years!) and I guess the crush never went away. Philadelphia totally confirmed it though.
You just had to put up a picture of AJ for me to ooogle? If you see me sitting on the post, you know why.
Ohhh I love Ed Harris and Sean Connery!
Definitely Edward Norton. He’s ugly but he’s hot.
LOL, funny post. I do not have much to add to this but wanted to let you know I thought it was pretty funny.
My wife thinks the guy from the MTV show Antonio is hot but I don’t see it. I think Jenna Jameson is hot but she doesn’t see it. LOL.
Jenna is hot.
Antonio IS hot. He was in a Janet Jackson video and was a Calvin Klien underwear model. Plus, he is a nice guy.
I suppose I’m *kind of* like AJ. I have a rapidly receding hairline, I look homeless, and I sing…but sadly, with a different result.
Haha, no panty dropping for you Greg?
My favorite is Michael Keaton. I don’t think he’s ugly, but he is not your typical Hollywood-type either.
When I was 16 it was Michael Keaton and Bruce Willis and my dad asked me if I just liked balding old men. Ha! My husband is bald [and older], so I guess that would be a yes!
I can look past looks for talent, lol! I personally think Nicolas Cage is ugly. BUT after seeing some of his movies, he’s now cute in my eyes.
Ha ha — I used to LOVE AJ back in the day, but you’re totally right if you just saw him on the street he does look like a mess. Actually, I think I read on a gossip site that he is a mess? LOL