This weekend on a trip to the Little League World Series, I had to do one of my NON favorite things.
Get on a plane.
I am so totally convinced planes are going to go down with me on them, so I have to find lots of things to amuse myself from my untimely death. I usually read everything I can get my hands on while trying not to grab the leg of the person next to me. It was during one of these reading escapades that I discovered the “In case of Emergency” booklet (Which seems like fantastic reading for a plane) which provided enough laughs to keep me from hyperventilating on the assent.
I took a few pictures for you….
What’s up with this JUMP out…she got some serious air. In a skirt.
Which is ironic, because they want you to take off your high heels.
Obviously if you are wearing a skirt, you have heels on.
But now I know.
Speaking of skirts…every woman in this entire pamphlet had a skirt on.
Now this one was confusing for me…it translates to DO NOT exit if there is fire, debris, or water.
Those might be the few reasons you DO exit a downed plane? And if you can’t exit on water, what’s up with the flotation devices?
Then there is this fancy parenting move….
But this…this below is my favorite.
I have a sneaking suspicion that it’s a subtle stab at why you should always go first class…..they get an extra floatation device.
The rest of us have to fend with just our seat cushions.
And that is why I stay out of the “friendly” skies…