[private]“I could burn water”?
Well, I actually can.
It’s a talent, don’t try this at home folks.
I put 2 eggs on the stove to hard boil them and I made the mistake of not putting on a timer.
Brilliant. Just Brilliant.
I completely forgot about them and didn’t realize they were still cooking until it sounded like a bomb was going off in the kitchen.
BANG! POP! BAM!
I could hear it through 2 walls. Boiled eggs clearly could be used as viable weapon.
The “Bomb” was actually eggs EXPLODING and catching in mini fires on the stove. Between Charlotte and I, we should have this house burned down before Christmas.
The sad part is I did this last year around Thanksgiving. Maybe third times a charm? One can hope.
And don’t ask me about the smell..burned eggs are about as fragrant as the cat shit in the garage.
~Trisha
p.s. I know its been boring here for about a week…or whenever, maybe its always boring. But I am actually working on a new layout and getting together my fall schedule. It will be picking up shortly! I appreciate those that stay around even in my slow times. You keep me from massive comment depletion depression. (its a real disorder, right?)
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You should tell Chris that you shouldn’t be allowed to cook. Therefore, you need a live in chef.I have only done that once, but with macaroni. That didn’t smell very nice either.
You need more fire extinguishers.
no more bad smells…you are trying to sell the house not keep it!
I can just imagine the smell LOL
We say the same about my Mom. She was boiling water once and forgot and the kitchen caught fire. She needed new cabinets.
oh boy, how bad did it smell? I had a grease fire on my stove this year it was the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced. be super careful!
How’d that one egg survive? (Looks like a survivor in the pan).
Holy cow, LOL.. haha@ cat shit
I burn everything unless I’m sitting right in the kitchen watching it cook. Everything. Timers don’t do any good b/c I either don’t hear them, or forget about them once they stop ringing.
Oh crap, that reminds me, there’s something in the oven! (Please don’t let me have to start over…)
ahahahahah gross!!!
Oh no! lol That’s something I would do. That’s why the husband cooks lol.
Kasandria
Oh that had to smell just fantastic! *gag* Ya’ll should be more careful! lol Maybe Chris should become a fire fighter since he’s living with you two! lol Stay safe and don’t catch anything on fire!
LOL I did that a couple months ago!
LOL. This is really funny! I don’t think I’ve ever done this, but I have had more than one pot boil over and make a horrible mess! I hope you go out and buy a bunch of fire extinguishers soon! ha ha.