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You’re a Vagina!

Anyone want a child?

Charlotte is being such a pain in the ass. Yes, I know I am her mother. I know its not really a nice thing to say about your child.

But honestly if she could be ANY MORE STUBBORN she would win some sort of Emmy Award.

Our days are turning into:

me: Charlotte, you need to ————-fill in the blank———

her:  (she is ignoring)

me: Charlotte, I asked you once already, you need to ————-

her: (she is ignoring)

me: Charlotte, I am not going to ask you again or you are going to get into trouble.

her: I don’t want to. (insert whiny baby voice)

me: Charlotte, you can go to your room till you are going to listen. You have 5 minutes.

her: (she is still ignoring)

me: Charlotte, if I have to carry you into your room, its not going to be nice.

(insert screaming and whining here)

This goes for just about everything in the house period. Brushing teeth, getting ready for school, taking a nap, leaving the house, turning off the TV, taking a bath, walking down an aisle she doesn’t want to go down at the store.

Last night, and I know this is funny, but she called Chris a Vagina.  She yelled it in the middle of Walmart when he told her to move while checking out.

“You’re a vagina!”

I about DIED.

When did four turn into fourteen?

~Trisha

(dont say spank her, because I tried that and it doesnt work)

Comments

  1. Melanie B says:

    my reaction would have embarrassment, nervousness, and then anger. ha ha. Calling someone a vagina is shocking coming from a 4 year old and then again, they are just kids reacting ha ha.

    Guess it’s time to take some things away until she can start listening and behaving lol

  2. Jessica says:

    My son always finds ways to embarrass me, but luckily none have ever been that good. Except maybe one time at the grocery store. I love it though and would probably have busted out in laughter.

    I wish I could offer you some sort of advise, but I am pretty sure my child is made of pure evil lately and nothing has worked thus far.

  3. I show can relate my son is 3 and such a little know it all he embarrasses the crap out of me. I am always telling the hubby its so you he picked that up from. Sadly my son is my diva of the house. I think I have tried everything too if you do find the answer please share!

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