You may need Bloggers Anonymous if you
1)You start referring to your blogging buddies in conversations with your RL friends and assume they know who you are talking about “Oh, let me tell you what Tena said today” “Kim did the funniest thing”
2)You tweet, kirtsy, stumble upon, digg, plurk, myspace, ning, and facebook all day long….and still have time to set your posts
3)You stalk your stats more then once a day
4)You get excited when 2 people comment on a post and if more then 5 do, you start to hyperventilate
5)You play more then one MEME a week
6)You have more then 3 blogs…one for reviews, one for family, and one to talk about your family (and they dont know about it)
7)Your a closet blog hater with the “big” bloggers
8 )You have ever talked to a blogger on the phone-that you have never met
9) You are already planning your vacation to BlogHer 10
10)You are secretly happy when something dramatic happens during the day so you can blog it
11)You know where all the major graphic sites are online (istockphoto)
12)You have figured out enough HTML to add a blog banner to your page and damn, are you proud
13)You have given advice to ANOTHER blogger on how to blog
14)You think statements like “Blog You” (or flock you!) are funny
15)You break out in hives if you have to change hosters
16)When one of your kids has broken into your makeup/fridge/cabinet/underwear drawer, instead of removing them from the situation, you grab the camera to document it for your blog
17)You get excited when someone links your blog on their blogroll
18)You celebrate your “blogoversary”
19)You get more then 2 packages a week in the mail and your child is starting to think the post man is Santa Claus
20)Instead of buying a new product, you ask for a “review” from the company
If you qualify for more then 10 of these, you can take our Bloggers Anonymous award. Feel free to grab our post and use it on your page, as long as you give us credit back. We also encourage you to pick 5 bloggers and award them…you know who your addicted buddies are!
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Heheee, I am slowly working on gathering this coveted award (G)
I do not have many RL friends, so does it count when I tell hubs ???
and I was guilty of #16 wayyyyyyyyy back before the internet was around ( at least to me) and I had to take a picture… or a couple times… ughh ! One I think back on & duh, you dummy he could of hurt himself!
but hejust continued to be the wild animal he still is today… LOL!
Hey, how do you know me so well? lol You also forgot about giving up the TV shows you have loved for years to blog. lol
You know you need this when you stage pictures for a post, take them, and then break out in a rash of hives when you can’t find the pictures because….lord forbid….now you can’t blog without them. (And yes…I’m speaking from experience. Sigh…I think I need to take a break!!)
So sad but true!
Ooooh sooo close!! I’m horrible about #12 and #16.
this is just sad… just sad.
*taking the damn button*
Not sure I qualify for this one…yet!
have you set up a blogger rehab for those of us who score 18-20?
Okay I have outed my addicted cohorts. Check it out at http://www.familytreesmaycontainnuts.com/2009/05/random-bloggers-anonymous.html and thanks for the intervention.
Yep I need help
I will have to do a post, thanks;)
I only qualify for 8 of these. I’m getting there though
Love it!
Um, I think I have a problem…I def qualify…and I’m so proud of myself, lol! Seriously, do you think this is the topic for Dr. Phil’s next book?!
And you forgot: you blog one handed while nursing you baby. Yeah, sick, huh?
hahahahah #7.
I fear this list describes me to a T.
Wow, I didn’t realize I was that bad. Guilty!!!! I will have to do a post today!
dang it – most of those apply to me – but you DID forget one…
“if you make your family wait to eat so you can take a picture for the blog” yes, guilty as charged.
OR
“if your kids run whenever you grab the camera screaming ‘No Mommy, don’t take my picture for the blog!’”
I guess I’d better grab the button (and yes, I have AT LEAST 3 blogs..)
Thanks for the laugh!
Trisha,
I got this to work finally….found my careless mistake…question though…any chance of getting it in a 125×125 image?
I’ll go post over in the forum also….