It’s Halloween! And just because you’re pregnant doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy this super fun and super spooky time of year. While we don’t recommend that you sample the “witch’s brew” at your neighbor’s party, we do recommend that you slip on one of these fun and funky t-shirts to celebrate! Who says Halloween is only for kids?
Skeletons
1. Boney Baby
No matter what kind of party you attend this Halloween, it’s likely that you’ll be the only one who can claim to have another human trapped inside you. Play that up! This adorable skeleton tee is perfect for any momma-to-be with a sense of humor. And it’s available as a glow-in-the-dark option. Choosing an outfit for this spooky holiday has never been easier.
2. Namaste
Perfect for yoga lovers, spiritual gurus, and all other enlightened, flexible females, this sweet shirt will be a hit at your prenatal yoga class. Even though we all know that your little bundle is going to be anything but calm and collected, you can still feel joy and peace as you approach Halloween wearing this super cute skeleton t-shirt.
3. Frankenstein’s Monster
Forget Dr. Frankenstein’s creation – you’ve got your own little monster on the way! He or she is your perfect little creation… or is he/she? This cute and comfy tee announces is a perfect metaphor for how scary impending motherhood can be, but it’s also a perfect way to scare the little kids on your street. They won’t come trick-or-treating at your door next year if they think a little green monster is nearby!
4. Let Me Out
Especially if you’ve entered into the final trimester of your pregnancy, this is the most appropriate Halloween T-shirt a pregnant woman can find. With all the rolling around and kicking your little miss or mister does in there, it’s very clear that he or she wants out! You could even carry a matching sign that says “Please get it out!”
Pumpkins
5. Steal a Pumpkin
Whether or not there was a moment in your youth when you stuffed candy and chips into your coat and pretended to be pregnant as you went into a movie… this Halloween t-shirt is perfect for pregnant mamas. Available in five different colors and six different sizes, you could even have one for each day of the work week leading up to the day of the dead. Think about it!
6. Pumpkin Smuggler
Similar to the “No I Didn’t Steal A Pumpkin” t-shirt, but totally different. This one has more of a cool-baseball-mom feel to it and will be perfect for any team or class party that you might attend with your other little ones. So slip this little number on and head out for a good time, but don’t be surprised if you’re asked to bring the pumpkin for carving.
7. Pumpkin Pi
For all you pun-loving, math-loving, and pie-loving mamas out there try this chuckle-worthy pumpkin pi shirt and see how many laughs you get. Better yet, carve yourself a jack-o-lantern with the pi symbol on it and carry that around next to your belly as you wear this maternity top. You’ll be the punny-est mom on the block!
8. Mommy’s Little Pumpkin
Awww! What a sweet way to play with the word “pumpkin”! Here you have a perfectly simple long-sleeved, ruched t-shirt that is appropriate for work, parties, and trick-or-treating around the block. It will make people smile, keep you comfortable, and possibly brighten your day as you wait for this lil punkin’ to pop out.
9. Pumpkin Seeds
Teeheehee! Wear this tee on Halloween and watch the faces of all the kids that come to your door as they try to figure out what it means. Their parents and caregivers will laugh, you’ll chuckle each and every time, and the wide-eyed trick-or-treaters will no doubt sift through their loot and make sure there aren’t any seeds. Halloween just got a whole lot better! For you, that is. Not them!
Cute and Cool
10. Green Eyeball
No time (or energy) to find a Halloween costume? No problem! This hilarious giant-eyed tee is reminiscent of some of our favorite kids’ monster movies, meaning that kids and adults alike will love it. And you’ll love knowing that it was designed and printed here in the USA. You might as well accept the fact that baby is gonna be a little monster, so wear it proudly!
11. I Smell a Child
Is there been a more iconic Halloween movie of our generation than Hocus Pocus? No. Slip this uber comfy v-neck tee on and see just how many people point and giggle, remembering the brilliance of the film. And really, pregnancy is full of surprises, so you just MAY be able to smell your child, as the shirt says. Anything is possible.
12. Eating For Two
FINALLY! A true, iron-clad excuse to ear your kids’ candy (and your friends’ kids’ candy, and the candy bowl at the office, and the treats left at the doctor’s office…). Babies need sustenance, and obviously you want to give them the best of the best when they’re in utero: candy corn and mini bags of chips. Wear this Halloween maternity shirt with pride!
13. Peeking Out
Peekaboo! Whether you plan to attend an office Halloween party, a neighborhood dinner, or simply go trick-or-treating with your other little costumed maniacs, this tee is the perfect outfit for any day-of-the-dead outing. You may not know whether your bump is housing a mini witch or warlock, but this charming cartoon perfectly signifies the spell of love you’ll be under when they arrive!
14. Little Monster
There are many names that new mamas call their little ones. Sweetie, honey, baby-waby, cutie pie, snuggle buns, stinky butt… the list goes on. Especially if you’re expecting a little boy, this hilariously adorable long-sleeved tee will let the world know exactly what you are prepared for, and what they should be prepared for also: monster mayhem!
15. Mummy-to-be
Sorry to break it to you, but you really are about to turn into a scary, moaning monster who walks around as if in a trance. That’s what motherhood will do to you. So why not announce this change with a hilariously adorable t-shirt? It’s the perfect way to inform all your friends that you’re about to be a mummy – er, mommy.
16. Kick or Treat
If there’s one thing every mom-to-be knows, it’s that babies kick at the most inopportune times! This lightweight cotton tee is designed and printed here in the United States and is available in an impressive range of sizes. So whether your pumpkin belly is just new to the patch or a giant mound, you’ll be styling at the neighborhood Halloween party!
Final Thoughts
See? There are tons of fun Halloween clothing items out there for expectant moms! No boring, baggy orange t-shirts for you. You’ve got options! No matter which one of these t-shirts you choose – and we recommend you try them all! – your outfit is guaranteed to draw some smiles, laughter, and conversation from both kids and adults alike.
