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Porn.
This morning my entire day was thrown off kilter because my husband took my truck to work with my green screen in [...]

This is my annoyed face.

I am sick of picking up after charlotte.
I am sick of picking up after Chris.
I am sick of picking up after the [...]

Goodwill is AWESOME.

We went tonight to go peruse the books. We walked out with…oh…I would say 50-60 books for $19.
Charlotte has a whole new [...]

Anissa had a stroke..how you can help

I know you may be thinking, ok, its a blogger. There are millions of bloggers. Yes, you are right.
But this is one [...]

Lessons from breakfast

This morning I went to McDonalds.
I know, I know. Ill save you the trouble: SHAME ON YOU!
It was freaking freezing outside and [...]

Dude! I am worldwide!

How to know you’re affecting change in all parts of the world.

Someone from another country surfs your name….with the word “crazy” attached [...]

Puma? Cougar? Call me what you will- I’m still gonna look.

This weekend we put on the movie 17, Again.
I know my husband threw it on the Netflix because I made a casual [...]

Sleep Number Mattress: FAIL!

Today I woke up from another bad night of sleep and decided that’s it. We are going to find a new mattress. [...]

How to Make a Crayon Roll

Have you ever wondered how to make a crayon roll?
I have a crafty family. We have crayons, paints, coloring books, glue sticks…basically [...]

Dr. appt at 830am…

and it has to be Friday the 13th doesn’t it?
God has an entertaining sense of humor. I think we may get along.
I [...]

Who wants to come over for a hurricane party?

Surprise! Hurricane in November!
This is where New Orleans prays it hits Pensacola and Pensacola prays it hits Apalachicola and Apalachicola prays it [...]

Woah! I am a trendsetter

Or very timely…
My Dh just saw this pic on the front page of Perez.
Adrianne Curry and I could be B.F.F.
Except her boobs [...]

Only In Alabama

Do you see it?

I saw this a few weeks ago when we were running around.
~Trisha

#1 OIA
#2 OIA
#3 OIA
#4 OIA Undercover Reporting
#5 OIA [...]

Which one of you thought it was funny

To put my name on baby lists for free formula and newborn supplies? It keeps showing up in the mail this week.

Does [...]

I hate other peoples kids

Today when I was out (shocker that i left the house today, isn’t it!), there were lots of kids around me other [...]

I did get some bad news at the dr’s office.

I have to lose 5 pounds.
FUCK.
That’s almost worse than a mammogram.
Or cancer.
Yes. Much worse.
I’m going to go drink a soda to drown [...]

I called the Boob Doctor. (Updated!)

Or rather a doctor that will be my boob dr. I called this morningĀ  and they said….you can come in right now.
I’m [...]

Islands of Adventure or Universal Studios ?

I think I am turning into a travel blogger…Universal Studios, Medieval Times, The Biltmore, Disney, and an upcoming cruise in November.
Whew.
But it [...]

Halloween 2008 vs Halloween 2009

I would say this is an upgrade…
Halloween 2008

Halloween 2009

~Trisha

Princess Tiana Makes her Debut

This weekend I had front row seats to the unveiling and welcoming of Disneys newest Princess, Princess Tiana of The Princess and [...]

I dont know what’s worse…

The fact that I have to hook the computer up a blackberry in order to very slowly get on the internet. Megabyte [...]

I am here.

Actually I am not here. I am 10 hours from my house without internet access. My laptop is connected by a phone [...]

Medieval Times (and some tips!)

A few weeks ago my dad (yes, my dad, not my child) and I went to Medieval Times on our trip into [...]

Weird Keyword hits today

I am a Social Media Guru.

I am a social media guru. You may bow. And kiss my feet while you are there.

Comment from little girls in thongs..

Ok, I am liberal.
I like to think I am liberal. Nudity doesn’t bother me, I am pro-choice, I could give a poop [...]

Boobs too big to work?

Maybe I need a disability check too.
Too small…emotional distraction..
~Trisha

I went to cut off 6 inches of my hair

which is what I do when I am bored…
After 2.5 years of growing it to almost my waist line, I just couldn’t [...]

Boobies. Mom Boobs. My bewbies.

Did that title get your attention? I was trying to cover all my bases.
Anyhoo, I sure felt myself up a lot in [...]